Adults, War on Women @ CCAS Tonight

A very well-kept secret of political activism is that a little bit of it can go quite a long way. When you turn on the news you can’t help but hear a lot about big money donors and fancy fundraisers. The images you see are all of paid staffers busily manning campaign offices or dedicated volunteers being bused to swing states weekend after weekend.

What they don’t tell you is that any action is much greater than no action at all. You don’t need to align yourself with an organization or give according to filing deadlines and targeted amounts. Just attending one benefit event, giving one small donation or volunteering for one single day is infinitely better than doing nothing, and in a state or local election, these small actions are of even more importance.

Coming out to tonight’s show at the Charm City Art Space is a small act that will make a big difference.

Proceeds from tonight’s show will be donated to Marylanders for Marriage Equality and used to help support their efforts to pass Question Six on Tuesday’s Ballot. Right now we won’t go into any long editorials on why it’s so important to support Marriage Equality or what you can do to help between now and Tuesday. You can click over to their website for that.

We’re just going to let you know that there will be a rally for Marriage Equality at the Space tonight, featuring guest speakers intermixed with the bands. It’ll be a great chance to find out what you can do to help on Election Day, and to donate over and above the door price if you wish.

The cause itself is worth showing up for, but this is also one of the best bills CCAS has put on in a while. Adults is easily one of the best bands going in Baltimore right now, and they’re paired up with War on Women who feature members of bands like Liar’s Academy, AVEC and more. If you missed Widow’s Watch at the Sidebar last week, you can catch them too along with Let It Go and the questionably named Bath Salts who may or may not actually be on bath salts. But probably not.

7 pm. All Ages. See you there.

Couples’ Season Begins Today

For most people there are four seasons in the year. For the chronically single among us, especially those of us over 30, there are only two seasons: Dating Season and Couples’ Season.

Today, the day after Halloween, is the official beginning of Couples’ Season. It’s the time of year when all of your involved friends turn their attention more to Netflix nights on the couch than having drinks with friends. For the next several months, couples are more than boyfriends and girlfriends; they’re dedicated dyads attending each others’ family Thanksgivings and office parties. People don’t break up in the dead of winter. They’re much more likely to have a baby or announce a corny holiday engagement.

Ocean city boardwalk

No one wants to take a long, romantic walk on the beach when it's covered in snow.

For single people, this is the time of year when skirts get longer and days get shorter. Dating itself gets harder. Sidewalk cafes, trips to the ballpark, a cook-out at a friend’s place… none of these are options in the Winter. People in general go out less, which leads to less meeting new people, which means less going out in turn. All the hours you log on Amazon.com with holiday shopping are hours you’re not on OKCupid. Even if you do happen to find someone to go out with, the holidays are great for interfering with the normal course of a relationship forming. It’s seldom a good idea to have your second or third date on Thanksgiving.

Even after the month-long fiasco that is Christmas and all the shit that single people have to deal with in connection with New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. And nothing takes the piss out of single people like Valentine’s Day. We hate it even more than couples do.

The Chop’s advice for our fellow singles out there? Make a date with the gym. Spend some quality time with the entries on the NYT bestsellers list. Start your New Year’s resolutions a month or two early. Book a super cheap flight for Christmas day to somewhere you’ve never been and a super cheap return fare a week later.

From the time you see your first cutesy-Halloween costume until the time those Valentine’s roses wither, it’s officially Couples’ Season. Dating Season resumes March 1.

Five Fall Soups for Vegetarians (and Everyone Else)

Here at the Chophouse we like to cook. Whether it’s something as simple as putting together a good sandwich or as complicated as laying out a four course dinner for six, we do more high quality home cooking than the average bachelor.

When the Fall rolls around, we really kick it into high gear. Once the weather turns cool we don’t mind putting in the time and work to stand over the stove for dishes like risottos, squash casseroles, and giant batches of chili and gumbo. But above all, around here Fall means soup.

We follow a pretty regular pattern with soup production; go to the Waverly Farmers’ Market and get a ton of veggies, save the stems, ends and stalks in a bowl in the freezer, boil off a pot of stock, make a batch of soup, eat most of it and freeze a quart or two. In this way we’re making a new homemade soup about every 10 days, and filling our freezer to keep it stocked for the Winter.

A visual approximation of the Chop in Autumn.

With Hurricane Sandy blowing through and making everything wet and miserable, everyone around here is basically stuck inside for most of the week. Many Marylanders are cooking up a storm in their own kitchens, and using the storm as an excuse to hit the fridge harder than the gym. So today seems like the perfect time to share five of our favorite fall soups.

Now, these are not our recipes. The Chop is a strict no-recipe cook, and bothering to sit down and write 5 recipes for a blog post is just not something we’re willing to do. if you ask us how to make something we can only give you a crude ingredients list and say ‘What? You don’t know how to cook?” So while these are all soups that we make and eat, the recipes are culled from across the Web. We’re just going to link to them and add our comments.

Potato Leek Soup This recipe is adapted from Julia Child’s recipe in The Art of French Cooking. It calls for an immersion blender, but you don’t actually need one of those. if you cut your potatoes small enough and cook them long enough they’ll become all starchy and melty and golden and delicious. The leeks will all but disappear. You also don’t need creme fraiche.

Butternut Squash Soup This one can be a lot of hassle, but it’s very much worth it. The technique described in the recipe will work, but we think it’s easier to make a squash paste and go from there than to try to put hot soup through a blender. We’d also add allspice and a bit of nutmeg.

Broccoli Cheddar Soup We make bigger pots of soup than this but the technique here is a good one. Making a cheese sauce in a separate pot allows you to see a little better what you’re working with and be a little more careful (because butter and cheese can break pretty easily). She says not to use pre-shredded cheddar and that is good advice. Buy good quality sharp cheddar and grate it yourself by hand.

Roasted Red Pepper and Chickpea We couldn’t find anything very close to our recipe but this one is pretty good. At least it talks about roasting peppers. This is also a labor-intensive soup as it involves roasting peppers and chickpeas, peeling their skins, making pepper paste and in our case ‘cracking’ the garbanzos. We also dispense with yogurt or any dairy and add a can of tomato paste.

Corn Chowder This is very close to our recipe. We can vouch for its deliciousness. Also might be the easiest soup on this list to make. You can use canned corn if you like. You may even prefer the taste of it.

Soup making is a topic that could easily encompass its own blog, and we’re sure there are probably any number of blogs out there devoted entirely to soup. These are five of our favorites, but that’s the trouble with the ol’ top five post: it leaves no room for black bean soup, veggie chili, cream of mushroom, tomato basil, wild mushroom and barley, carrot ginger, pumpkin harvest, minestrone, etc etc etc.

About As Socratic as the Internet Gets

Back in June certain corners of the Internet went into a minor frenzy for about a week when NPR published an article by one of its 20 year old interns about how she owns tens of thousands of songs and didn’t pay for any of them and wants instant access to everything ever recorded for free… and didn’t really see any problem with that.

That frenzy multiplied in scope and scale when the Trichordist blog published An Open Letter to Emily White in which David Lowery (formerly of Cracker fame) took many many words to politely and eloquently make that intern feel like a greedy, spoiled goldbricker (which to be fair, most 20 year olds are).

Anyone who read through those posts at the time or took part in the discussion in any way when it happened is bound to remember it well. It was a week during which some very good ideas and salient points were put out and discussed by many well-informed, highly respected and immediately concerned parties. Sure, there was still some of the usual trolling and ad hominem attacks that are ever-present online, but by and large it was about as Socratic as the Internet gets.

But after a week or ten days the argument had played itself out. There was nothing more that could be said about these two blog posts that hadn’t already been said. Even those with the most pressing interests were just exhausted talking about it and everyone kind of agreed to put the conversation on the shelf for a while even though all the music industry’s problems were not, in fact, solved.

It was bound to be a continuing discussion, and last week it was resumed by Lower Dens’ Jana Hunter who dropped a match into a large puddle of Internet gasoline with this tweet:

That was retweeted 100 times (and counting) and touched off a discussion far too big to be had 140 characters at a time. Two days later Hunter went on the record and clarified her position with a lengthy post on Lower Dens’ Tumblr page, which reads in part:

    ” Music shouldn’t be free. It shouldn’t even be cheap. If you consume all the music you want all the time, compulsively, sweatily, you end up having a cheap relationship to the music you do listen to. In turn, this kind of market makes for musicians who are writing with the burden of having to get your attention, instead of writing whatever they’d write if they were just following artistic impulses. It’s increasingly difficult and un-rewarding to write music that is considered, patient, and simple* when the market increasingly demands music that is easy, thoughtless, and careless.

    We shouldn’t have everything we want all the time, not in music or anything else. The only reason we do have that relationship to music right now is because we’re taking advantage of technology and a lack of regulation. It makes sense. If that technology did the same thing for food or shelter, we’d be talking about that. Don’t tell me though that this is a consumer-dictated market; it’s this way because we’re taking advantage of it, not because we thought up and implemented a good way of doing things. Like I said before, just cause it’s so doesn’t make it right.”

    (post link)

It gained a lot of attention, including the attention of Lower Dens’ record label, Ribbon Music. Ribbon head Morgan Lebus has some thoughts of his own on the issue, which were posted to the Lower Dens Tumblr Sunday along with a direct response from Hunter.

Lebus imagines a future in which streaming provides fair play for artists through a critical mass of users…

    “In fact, I assume it’s only a matter of time before Apple or the like launch their own streaming services once their account departments deduce there’s more to be made selling paid streaming subscriptions than mp3s. I suspect this will coincide around the time cellular and wifi networks get to a point where they’re operating everywhere (desert highways, subways, airplanes) and at high speeds… shouldn’t be far off.

    And then maybe Apple, Sony, Samsung etc will conveniently announce new iphones / ipads / androids that operate infinitely better than their predecessors because they won’t be weighed down by media files.. to listen to all the music and watch all the movies in the world all we’ll have to do is sign up for APPLE’s “iSTREAM” which will run around say $25.99 p/month.”

    (post link)

While he may well be right about what he says, we can’t see how this will benefit artists or consumers at all. Streaming services aren’t ever going to be generous for the sake of generosity, and there’s absolutely no guarantee that as their profits increase that artists will see a benefit.

For the consumer the future he imagines is a bum deal. Pay $25.99 a month every month of your fucking life or you can’t listen to any music or watch any movies because you don’t own any (obsolete) media files. If you lose your job or are running short of cash Today, you quit buying new records and listen to the ones you have for a while. In Lebus’ scenario, you’re on the hook every month whether you can afford it or not. (Unless some friend or family member is willing to let you use their password.)

It’s also not hard to imagine that when iStream and the like arrive that they will offer “basic” packages at $25/mo. “Premium” packages could run even higher than that.

But that’s all in the future. We’re more concerned with now. In her post, Hunter calls for “regulation” of streaming. We’re not sure if regulation is the exact right word but there needs to be some kind of check on streaming services whether it’s an actual regulation, self-imposed rules, or just the effect of outside forces.

You can have a Spotify, and it can be a very good service worth paying for even without access to every album ever made. Netflix doesn’t stream every movie ever made, but it’s still an incredible service and could easily charge more than $8 a month for what it provides. Anecdotally interesting; we never hear of studios or directors saying they’re getting screwed by Netflix. We hear musicians take issue with Spotify all the time.

Jana Hunter used over 1000 words to take issue with Spotify in her post, and here’s the thing: this blog agrees with all of it. Every bit of it.

Certain parts of her post resonate with us more than others. We’re not going to be getting too much into royalties schemes or sound quality issues. What we really want to talk about is the relationship of listeners to their music, which has been cheapened by streaming subscription services, and continues to be degraded all the time.

Part of Hunter’s argument that we agree with most strongly is that you should not have everything you want when you want it. This is precisely what’s cheapening our relationship to music, and it’s not just limited to music either.

The way that some musicians and labels feel about streaming reminds us a lot of how many unions and smart-growth advocates feel about Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart and other big-box chains of all stripes will plead that its business practices are driven by consumer demand, without ever admitting that they created that (false) demand themselves, on purpose. People don’t walk into a Target store for socks and come out with shoes and new sheets and holiday decorations and a new coffee bean grinder because the demand was there, they do it because they can.

There’s so much on the shelves, and the price is so low that you might as well fill your cart. If you don’t you’re missing out, right?

Too often now this is the approach we take with music. A good album should cost you about $15. Even if it’s digital. Even if iTunes is taking much too big a cut. There has to be a barrier to entry, and it’s got to be big enough to mean something.

The Emily Whites of the world say that they don’t want to ‘own’ any music, but that’s just not true.They want to own all the music. And they want to do it without buying in. Between sites like Bandcamp, Reverb Nation, and Soundcloud, Music Blogs, bands’ own websites and social media pages you can browse and discover more new music than you could ever possibly listen to. You can stream almost all of it for free too. And Spotify or no Spotify that’s not going to change any time soon.

You can discover as much new music as you want. But even discovering a great band online can fail to make a lasting impression when you’re faced with a paralysis of choice. How much attention can you really pay with six tabs open? We may be risking curmudgeon status here, but we still believe the best way to discover new bands is live.

But when it comes to actual listening habits the iPod generation is too lazy and/or cheap to pick what they like and buy it. They want it spoonfed to them in the form of playlists and algorithms. We’re losing the art of listening. We’re forgetting how to be good listeners.

The truth is it’s impossible to judge an album’s value after one listen. After ten listens even. And any album that’s any good wasn’t made to be listened to once or twice- or a dozen times. Lower Dens is a good example of this. The albums they’ve made are meant to be listened to as whole albums, and are of the type that yield new rewards and different experiences with each listen. Twin Hand Movement probably won’t be your favorite record the first time you hear it, but five years from now it just might be.

Five years from now is too late though. Let’s be honest: if you’ve been getting something for free for years, you’re not going to suddenly decide to start paying for it. And even if you do, even if everyone did, by then it’s too late. Labels can’t put out records with the expectation that they’ll recoup their costs maybe someday eventually. That’s not how business works. We wonder when and if Morgan Lebus will be willing to finance a release without selling it, simply giving it to the Cloud and depending on play counts to recoup.

As a listener you gotta buy in on the front end. You gotta pay up. And that $15 will do more than actually pay artists fairly and ensure that labels will still produce records. It will allow you to take ownership of the music. It will allow you to feel invested, and will behoove you to put in the time and effort to actively listen to that record all the way through, many times, giving it the attention and respect it deserves.

Buying records and building a collection, when done deliberately and purposefully, will allow a person to more than simply acquire music. It will allow them to go from liking music to loving it. Records are documents of the people, places and times that produced them. Owning them allows us to fully understand where they came from and what they mean, and only then can we begin to love them.

Our favorite records grow with us. They become a part of us. Someday we’ll inherit our father’s copies of Abbey Road and 461 Ocean Boulevard. Our kids will eventually get those along with Frame and Canvas and Nothing Makes Sense Without It.

Emily White’s kids will get her Spotify password.

Mobbies Voting Begins Today

Yes, Choppers, it is here once again. That magical time of year when for two weeks we generally pester the hell out of your for votes in an online contest so that our modest little blogging hobby can receive a tiny bit of validation from the media establishment.

Voting officially begins today in the Baltimore Sun’s Maryland’s Outstanding Blogs contest. Called the Mobbies for short, the yearly contest is an outstanding way to discover the best blogs being written in and about Maryland. If you like hyperlocal content but don’t have the wherewithal to follow an endless chain of blogroll links and manage various Google alerts, we’d definitely recommend reading over all the nominations, not just clicking over and voting for the Chop. (It’s not even behind the Paywall! Sweet Deal!)

This year the contest has a stronger focus than ever on social media, including categories for Facebook fan pages, Instagram accounts, Tumblr blogs, and of course the ever popular Twitter feed.

So take a few minutes and get familiar with a few of our favorite reads like The Baltimore Diner, Baltimore Slumlord Watch, Mobtown Shank, South BMore.com, What Weekly, the City That Breeds, The Inverse Delirium, Let’s Give Peas a Chance, Baltimore Boy, and of course the blog that would easily win if there was a ‘Best Name’ category: I Hate JJ Redick.

That’s a lot of good blogs, huh? And there’s even more over there that we like. Too many to name, honestly. So with that many great blogs to choose from, why should you vote for the Chop? Well, setting aside our award-winning writing from years past, here’s what we’ve done for you lately:

We helped you get out of a jam when the city towed your car. We made our own iPhone app for this site and gave it to you for free. We even bought you a beer. Well, not technically but we did tell you where to get some free ones and some 2-4-1’s in our guide to Baltimore Beer Week.

And that was just last week! Remember that time we showed you what Baltimore would look like1000 years from now? Or how about the time we pointed you toward a little-known urban oasis between Remington and Station North? There was the time we invented the Chancery Cocktail, which is perfect for Fall seasonal drinking. it’s the perfect thing to call for at The Food Market, where we gave you a sneak peak before the rest of the Balto-Blogosphere.

Remember the time we made you all those punk rock ringtones so your phone can play ‘Suck My Left One’ every time someone calls you? We did that out of love. We even traversed the streets by bicycle from Pikesville to Eastwood to bring you and updated and accurate list of Baltimore’s best small, ethnic grocers. All great places to get the ingredients for Shakshouka, which will change your brunch life forever.

We even showed you a bunch of pictures of hot chicks on bikes. If that’s not love we don’t know what is.

And we’ve got some good stuff planned for this week as well. That is, provided you can read it. If Hurricane Sandy ends up doing what the Derecho did, we may all be out of luck blogwise. You may not even be reading this right now. You may be cleaning out your fridge and obsessively checking your phone for power outage updates.

But if you are on your phone use a little bit of that precious battery life to head over to the Sun’s contest page and vote for the Chop.