Sleep Fast: The Orioles’ Insomniac Schedule

One of the most common phrases bandied about the Orioles’ clubhouse in the last few years is the somewhat curious term ‘Sleep Fast.’ It was first introduced to the Birdland lexicon by Buck Showalter when he arrived in 2011. Buck uses the phrase often in postgame interviews after night games and before day games, and […]

State of the Orioles at the All Star Break

This past Saturday your Chop took part in the State of the Orioles Address before the game at Camden Yards against the Toronto Blue Jays. This annual event is meant as the Summer counterpart to the team’s annual Fanfest held each January, and gives season plan holders a chance to question the team’s top management […]

Why Brian Roberts Should Retire

Just in case you haven’t been following the Orioles closely this season, Brian Roberts has so far spent the entirety of it sitting in the dugout next to Buck Showalter, wearing his dumb beanie hat and chewing his stupid bubble gum and playing old hoss. Roberts finally reported for a rehab assignment to the Bowie […]