Tomorrow: Killer Angels Opening Reception @ Windup Space May21

Tomorrow: Killer Ang...

Despite the title, this post is only halfway about the opening reception of Killer Angels: Faces of American Death Metal. It’s mainly a post about Future Islands, who we’re going to go see at Metro Gallery tomorrow. Naturally, it’s been a while since we’ve seen these...

Flicks From the Hill- Breaking Away @ AVAM Tonight Jul19

Flicks From the Hill...

We don’t usually like to write about the same exact things week in and week out here at the Baltimore Chop. We like to mix it up a little, keep it fresh. But as we mentioned yesterday, bloggers is broke these days, so things like free movies are exceptionally good entertainment on our...

Free Happy Hour @ Center Plaza Today Jul18

Free Happy Hour @ Ce...

Update: Presumably because of the water main break and the extreme heat and the generally shitty state of affairs in Baltimore City this has been postponed until August 15. Not exactly a banner endosement for living and working downtown, but that’s a matter for another time. Hey...

Flicks From the Hill: Spaceballs @ AVAM Tonight Jul12

Flicks From the Hill...

It feels like we’ve been waiting for this since about the first day of April and it’s finally, finally arrived. Flicks From the Hill Kicks off on the side of the American Visionary Art Museum tonight, and we’ll be showing up early and picking out a prime viewing spot. If...

Weight of the Nation @ Creative Alliance Tonight Jul11

Weight of the Nation...

For those who don’t already know, Baltimore’s Urbanite Magazine is currently in the middle of its 2012 Healthy Food Challenge. The Project is an ongoing and multifaceted effort which includes a request for grant proposals, magazine articles, food policy themed events and...

25 Free Downloadable Punk Rock Ringtones Jun11

25 Free Downloadable...

So here’s what happened: 2 years ago Blackberry was still a viable company and hadn’t decided to roll itself off a cliff yet. It had just released the Torch, and we bought one, and never really liked it much. Once our 2 year contract was up we practically ran to Best Buy, where we...

The Couch Chronicles...

Last week, we made the grand announcement that we are finally ready to furnish our living room. We’ve lived in the Chophouse for two and a half years now, and haven’t got one single piece of furniture in the house’s main space. Right now it serves as a bicycle garage, which...

Pissed Jeans, Baker Awards Closing Tomorrow Sep30

Pissed Jeans, Baker ...

One of the best things about living in Baltimore, and perhaps the major reason we love it so dearly, is the ability to go from something very highbrow and sophisticated to something decidedly lowbrow with absolutely no transition in between. That’s exactly how our night looks to be...

White Wires, Deep Sleep @ Ottobar Upstairs Tonight May01

White Wires, Deep Sl...

If you ask any punk in town, ‘What’s going on at the Ottobar tonight?’ they’d tell you ‘Reagan Youth, Duh.’ That’s not the right answer though. Well, It’s technically the right answer, but it’s not the best show going on in that particular...

Pratt Contemporaries Happy Hour @ Central Library Branch Tonight Apr21

Pratt Contemporaries...

Remember the first time you saw Ghostbusters? If you’re like us you were about 5 or 6 and you were riveted to the screen right from the opening credits. You could not wait for them to catch a ghost. And the first legitimate ghost hunt they went on in that movie was at the main branch of...

Free Food for Happy ...

The Chop is jumping on the Bolt Bus and heading up to New York for a party tonight. As much as we’re loathe to admit that any city anywhere has some advantage over Baltimore, and especially New York City, we can’t deny that there is one aspect in which the Big Apple is thoroughly...

Matrimonials, Quarantines, South Carey @ Ottobar Tonight Mar20

Matrimonials, Quaran...

There’s no Sunday Night Football tonight. There’s no Sunday baseball game of the week either. Hell, there’s not even any new episodes of Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, the Walking Dead, or any of the other premium TV fare the networks have started to crowd up Sunday Nights...

City Paper’s Free Movie Night @ Charles Theater Tonight Jan25

City Paper’s F...

The good news? It’s movie night. The bad news? There is no bad news. We all get to go to the movies for free. What could be bad about that? The City Paper loves and appreciates its readers so much that they’ve decided to partner with the Charles Theater to treat us all to a free...

Lower Dens @ Kennedy Center Millenium Stage Today Jan03

Lower Dens @ Kennedy...

We’re going to go ahead and call it right now: 2011 will be the year of Lower Dens. Remember how Future Islands picked up 2010 by the throat and choke-slammed it? We think that’s exactly what Lower Dens is about to do to 2011. After spending last year releasing their well-received...

Free Stuff! Available on a Streetcorner Near You Nov08

Free Stuff! Availabl...

A friend once told us of a conversation he was having with an acquaintance of his who was from Glasgow. The two of them were walking down the street chit-chatting when they passed a set of fireplace tools; a poker, tongs, etc. “What in the fuck is that?” asked the...

American Visionary Art Museum Offers Free Admission Today Oct24

American Visionary A...

Well, here it is Sunday again. Caw Caw and Purple Reign and all that. We’re still not that into it. And aside from the few tiny home improvement chores still on our list, we’re going to be looking for something non-football related to entertain ourselves with today. Fortunately,...

Throwdown Viewing Party, Live Music @ Mum’s Tonight Jun16

Throwdown Viewing Pa...

If you’ve been following this blog with any sort of regularity, you might already know that we’re definitely not a foodie, but you definitely know that the last thing we’ll recommend doing is watching primetime TV.  In a bizarre twist of fate tonight, that’s exactly...

New Age of Wal-Mart @ Howl Tonight Jun04

New Age of Wal-Mart ...

It’s the first weekend of Summer Baltimore! Or, as it were, the first weekend after the first weekend of unofficial summer. However you count it, outdoor movie season has officially arrived, and there are almost as many choices for free outdoor movies as there are for bar trivia. We were...

Baltimore Free Store...

Like we mentioned last week, The Chop loves free stuff, so we’re pretty excited about the grand opening of the all new Baltimore Free Store today. The Baltimore Free Store is another one of those radical ideas that isn’t really that radical, and is merely common sense once...