Today is Mothers’ Day May08

Today is MothersR...

We’d like to wish Mama Chop and mom’s everywhere a happy Mother’s Day today. Treat your mom right today because if you don’t, well… Be sure to do something nice for mom. Get her a card or a nice gift. You might even take her to brunch or buy her some...

Today is Easter Apr24

Today is Easter

If you’re looking for us today, we’ll be out visiting family. If you’re looking for us tomorrow, we’ll be making the rounds of grocery and convenience stores buying up Mary Sue Easter Eggs at a discount. Happy...

Today is Martin Luther King Day Jan17

Today is Martin Luth...

As we all pause today to honor Dr. King’s legacy, it is important to note that some of us honor that legacy by word alone, and not by deed. Hypocrisy and injustice continue today, and for those of us who truly value civil rights and equality, protecting that legacy means guarding against...

New Year’s Eve 2011 in Baltimore Dec31

New Year’s Eve...

Here we are, Baltimore, at the end of the year. You might expect your Mobbies winner for best nightlife blog to give you some kind of nice little round up about all the fun things that are going on around town tonight. Nope. We say balls. We already went on record last year as coming out...

Predictions for Baltimore in 2011 Dec28

Predictions for Balt...

Chopstradamus has seen the FUTURE, and we predict the following things will happen in Baltimore in the year of Our Lord two thousand eleven… The Baltimore Charm of the Lingerie Football League will play their final game and no one will care. It might be because they can’t sell...

Today is Boxing Day Dec26

Today is Boxing Day

More on Boxing day fox hunts at Mister...

Today is Christmas Dec25

Today is Christmas

Merry Christmas from the Chop.

Happy Thanksgiving From The Baltimore Chop Nov25

Happy Thanksgiving F...

It’s been a few years since we were around for the holidays. We’ve been all over the world, but there’s nothing out there quite like Thanksgiving dinner with a large and happy family. Here’s hoping that you’ve got plenty for which to be thankful. We certainly...

Happy Fathers’ Day Jun20

Happy Fathers’...

I love my dad. He taught me everything I know about being a man, and I can think of no better way to live than to turn out just like...