Where to Buy Art for Christmas

Maybe you’re seeking out locally handmade gifts that are unique and/or one-of-a-kind. Perhaps you’re interested in seizing on a great opportunity to enhance your own personal art collection. Either way this weekend is definitely the best time to be a prospective art-buyer in Baltimore.

Artists are just like all other folks: they’ve got bills to pay and holiday expenses to meet. They’re also no different from other businesses this time of year: they put inventory on sale because they want to move it and they know there’s a giant wave of discretionary consumer spending going on. This weekend five events will pop up around Baltimore which are worthy of note. Besides what’s listed here, any and every artist or art organization will be eager to collect your holiday dollars, so the time to do a bit of bargaining and get a price on a piece of art will never be better. Here’s what to look for this weekend.

Bromo Seltzer Tower Open Studio Tours Sat 12/14 This barely qualifies as a special event because the tower is actually open every Saturday from 11-4. But this weekend they’re calling it a holiday bazaar. Enhance the experience by taking a $5 tour of the clock room and stopping by the Inner Harbor’s German Christmas Market.

Charm City Craft Mafia’s Holiday Heap Sat 12/14 Returning to 2640 Space this Saturday from 10-5, the annual Holiday Heap is always a good bet for craft with a bit of an edge. Vendors include Bmore Papercuts, Bmore Print Studios, Red Prairie Press and more, with some proceeds going to benefit makestudio.org.

Current Space Art Market Sat & Sun 12/14-15 Perhaps not the cute and functional gifts you’d find at some other locations, Current’s offerings are still worth a look. They’ll open their doors at 421 N. Howard St this weekend from 11-6. Of course they’re just a few blocks from the Bromo Seltzer Tower, making it easy to see both.

MICA’s Holiday Art Market Wed-Fri 12/11-13 Taking place in the Brown Center building, MICA’s Holiday Art Market offers a little bit of everything. Whether your tastes run more toward the cute and crafty or highbrow fine art there will be something here for you. With submissions by students, alumni, faculty and staff the quality and prices span a broad spectrum. 11-7 Thursday and Friday, 10-6 Saturday.

MAP’s Under $500 event Fri 12/13 This is perhaps the most interesting event on this list. Unfortunately the Chop’s current budget has us out of the art market at the moment, but if we had been working instead of slacking off all Summer we’d gladly pay the $40 advance admission ($50 at the door) for a chance to buy up some presumably very high quality art at very reasonable prices. $500 sounds like a lot, but do you know what it even costs to frame a normal size painting or photo? About half of that. Sometimes a $500 price tag is a steal.

Poster Guts @ Atomic Books Tomorrow

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Atomic Books’ newly opened Eightbar is quickly and quietly becoming Hampden’s best low-key spot to relax and have a drink. If the Chop were a drunken Goldilocks searching up and down the avenue for the perfect happy hour-type relaxing bar this is what we would find:

Rocket to Venus: Yeah this place is pretty good but it’s kind of crowded and a bit of a fashion show and I think that might be an ex down there at the other end of the bar.

Holy Frijoles: Also a good bar but why are all these kids from Towson here? Why are the only specials Mexican beer and rail tequila?

Fraziers: Pretty good but why is the jukebox so damn loud?

Hon Bar: After the whole trademark thing, I’m done with Hon Bar.

Zissimo’s: You’ve got to be in the mood for Zissimo’s.

Griffith’s: A little too much peace and quiet sometimes.

13.5%: I’m not trying to impress anyone, here. I just want a beer or two, not a $12 cocktail.

Golden West: Atmosphere is fine but Jesus the service here still sucks so bad!

David’s 1st &10: Not bad but it isn’t baseball season anymore and I don’t really want the owner’s son putting a gun to my head while I’m in there.

Eightbar: $4 craft beers and cool friendly people in a layout that encourages conversation. It’s the Avenue’s ‘just right’ bar.

And never does Eightbar work better than when there’s an interesting event going on. Tomorrow is about as interesting as it gets when friend-of-the-blog Nolen Strals presents Poster Guts, a retrospective of show posters from throughout the last decade in Baltimore including originals and reprints for sale (just in time for the holiday season).

All the posters hanging in the show will be accompanied by their respective ‘guts’ in the form of preliminary sketches, brief statements, photos from the shows themselves, etc. The show is a chance to see how posters are made by hand and from scratch, and to take home the finished product. It begins at 7pm and wraps up around 10:00.

For those who can’t make it tomorrow, more of Nolen’s work will be available for sale on Saturday (including some last-chance Double Dagger merch) at the Post Typography poster and print sale in Post Typo HQ at 3 W 23rd St from noon until 5 pm.

Holy Rockers, Booze and Shockers Opening @ Gallery 788 Tonight

We told you just a few weeks ago that the new Gallery 788 location in Hampden was an exciting addition to the Avenue, and that 788 has been one of the more vital and exciting galleries in the city for years. One of the reasons it stands out above most other galleries is that 788’s Eduardo Rodriguez really gets it. He gets what running a gallery and making it exciting is all about, which is Always Be Opening.

Much like this scene in Glengarry Glen Ross illustrates, the art game is fuck or walk. People don’t buy a painting off the wall if they’re not inside the gallery, and people don’t generally hang around in galleries unless there’s an opening, a closing, or live music.

Gallery 788's mailing list signup.

Gallery 788’s mailing list signup.

This week 788 is presenting all three and more.

Not long after the wildly successful and over-capacity Erotic Art Show opening party, 788 hosted an opening (and subsequent closing) for Alex Fine’s poster retrospective which was hanging concurrently. It closed on Friday, and tonight marks the opening of Holy Rockers, Booze and Shockers, featuring the work of Crystal Dunn and Ian Clark as well as live painting by Jimi Davies (of Chicken Shack fame). Along with music by Lazlo Lee and the Motherless Children, Dingleberry Dynasty and Bastards of Reality.

The opening runs from 7-11 pm, which gives you plenty of time to stop by after the Charles Street monument lighting ceremony beforehand.

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But that’s not all: always be opening means always. 788 Will be opening its doors again tomorrow evening to host a fundraiser for Baltimore’s own Housing Policy Watch (neé Baltimore Slumlord Watch). From that site:

“We’re having our first fundraising event, and we hope you’ll attend. It’s December 6 from 6 to 8 PM at Gallery 788. Tickets are $25, and this promises to be a fun cocktail party in a wonderful venue. You can buy tickets through Eventbrite via credit card — if you need to send a check, let me know!

Network, make new friends, or just stop by for a quick drink and bite before heading home. This is a fundraiser to support a local organization that’s working hard to make Baltimore a better place to live, work, and play — one vacant at a time. Get your tickets today!

With all this opening we’re going to go ahead and give Erod the first ever Baltimore Chop Baltimore Person of the Year Award. Congrats, Erod. You get a Cadillac. Second prize goes to Carol Ott. Second prize is a set of steak knives.

Third prize goes to Orioles closer Jim Johnson, who didn’t close enough. Third prize is you’re fired.

Hey, Do You Want to Go See a Band?

“Hey, do you want to go see a band?
No, I hate bands.
It’s always packed with men
spooning their girlfriends…
Clutching their hands
as if they let go
Their feet would lift from the ground
and ascend.”

We wrote at length two weeks ago about our sudden and complete love for the music of Jens Lekman. A fortnight later we’re still tearing furiously through the entire Jens catalog, playing liberally with the repeat and shuffle buttons until we’ve parsed every lyric and arrangement down to its Nth part and cross-referenced the entire Web for bootlegs and live versions.

This of course says as much about Your Chop as it says about Jens’ music. The lyrics above being Exhibit A. Going back to our freshman year in high school if you had asked us “Hey, do you want to go see a band?” our default answer has been a resounding yes. It never mattered what group it was: watching live we could take an active interest in nearly any band, be they quasi-hippie singer/songwriters or some industrial experimental noise farts. We’ve seen bands made up of very dear friends and random bands that seemed to drop out of the sky on shoestring tours we hadn’t heard from before or since.

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Anymore though it’s hard. It’s hard to get excited about live music coming up on 34. You don’t have to look far back in this blog for instances of how we’ve become disillusioned with live shows lately. Take Hop Along for example. A great band that puts on a great show- but does it in front of 200 college kids in an overheated alcohol-free space.

Or take Cross My Heart, one of our favorite bands ever. Back together after 15 years or so they seem to have not lost a step. They played over 90 minutes and ended with Dwayne falling off a full stack of amps, bloodying his lip, breaking his guitar and not missing a beat in switching instruments to play the last song in the set.

But even so- even being in a room full of old friends we love and admire and listening to some of our favorite songs we’ve realized that we’re just not as excited as we used to be, and frankly we never will be again. We took our last stage dive at the final Double Dagger show. We’ll never be ‘caught in a mosh’ again and no matter what a song’s lyrics mean to us we won’t be singing along with them in the front row. Our singalong days are over and done.

Make no mistake: this has nothing to do with any particular band or with the state of punk and indie rock. It’s got everything to do with us becoming jaded, old and bitter about looping around the same circuits in which we were traveling ten and fifteen years ago. Talking with an old friend recently, who’s been there with us through it all, we agreed that there just aren’t any “can’t miss” shows anymore.

The Replacements and Public Enemy are reuniting and Gaslight Anthem is opening? Oh yeah? Can I walk there? What time will it start? No not the doors… what time will it fucking start? Is it less than $30? Are the beers less than $7? Yes to all? Okay then I guess I can be bothered to make it out.

Too often lately this is the calculus involved in deciding whether to go to a show. And then when you get there the thing doesn’t start nearly on time, and maybe the opening bands aren’t very good, and it’s too crowded or not crowded enough, and possibly there’s someone there you’d rather not see. Soon it all starts to resemble the scene described in Jens’ song. And rather than being something you do for fun going to shows slowly becomes something you do just to keep from doing nothing.

It calls to mind some more of Jens Lekman’s lyrics, from the song Black Cab. We won’t quote them here but it’s a nearly perfect song about going out for a good time, having a shitty night through no fault of anyone’s and then not knowing what the fuck to do with yourself. You’ll pardon us if we can identify.

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We’re about to make some changes to this blog. Let this serve as an announcement. We’ll not be posting for the next week. When we return this will no longer be a daily blog. Instead we’ll be writing posts throughout the week and publishing all of them together on Thursdays. That may mean five posts. It may mean one. It may even mean seven or eight. Posts about the shows and events we find interesting will continue but most of them are likely to be shorter. Rambling personal posts like this one are probably going to increase in length and frequency. We’ll also be looking to expand a bit and comment on things in the news we may not have before. Additionally we’re also choosing a new template for the site.

I might even stop writing ‘we’ all the time. My voice is big enough without it.

And the more we think of it the more it becomes clear that it might be a good chance to make some changes offline as well. Spending more time offline, for starters. It might be a good time to stop coming out to so many shows and start finding new things relevant to our interests, talking to new people and picking up some new habits. When we went to see Bill Ayers speak recently the thing he said that stuck with us the most was about the four steps to activism.

The first step is to become aware. The next is to be outraged. The third is to act and the last is to react and reassess. The failure to reassess and adapt tactics and strategies, he said, was what killed the Weathermen. It’s just as true for people’s personal lives as well. Without adapting to changes it can become too easy to fall into a rut and stay there, wondering how so much has passed you by.

For us it’s time to start adapting. To adjust expectations, and most of all to quit hanging around for the sake of hanging around.

Where to Do Your Christmas Shopping in Baltimore

The Chop has become something of a Grinch of late. This year our holiday strategy was to go out to sea and stay there until the weather warms up. But one thing and another and we’re still not aboard a ship and lo and behold here it is Thanksgiving week, so The Holidays are here, like it or not.

One of the perks of being at sea in December is that you don’t really have to do any Christmas shopping. Friends and family are pretty understanding about that kind of thing. But maybe you’re not planning on spending your Christmas season floating around on 50,000 tons of steel. Okay, you need to get some shopping done.

If you’re like us the thought of spending full weekends bouncing around from big-box to big-box fighting highway traffic and the stroller patrol makes you want to overdose on egg nog. But shopping can be incredibly easy if you know where to go. Below are six great choices (in no particular order) for shopping, and if you’re diligent and not too picky you can likely knock out most of your list in any one location.

Sideshow. We did a whole post about Christmas shopping in the AVAM’s gift shop in 2010. It’s still one of the best places in town and as a bonus they sell fancy wrapping paper and high quality cards as well, to make your gift stand out a little when it’s sitting atop a large pile. Best for: extended family, especially nieces and nephews. 800 Key Hwy

Atomic Books. Of course Atomic makes the list. Bookstores are great for Christmas shopping because there’s a book out there for everyone. Even people who aren’t big readers may still enjoy a coffee table book, or something humorous. Plus Atomic’s full of stuff that’s not books as well, like collectible toys and T shirts. Its location at the end of The Avenue means that even if you can’t find something here you can pop into Trohv or 16 Tons/Doubledutch or any of the dozens of other shops. Sort of like the Avenue at White Marsh except, you know, authentic. Best for:good friends, neighbors. 3620 Falls Rd

Any Restaurant in Town. Restaurants sell gift certificates, dig? If you like the idea of spending money locally at small businesses this is the absolute best bang for your buck. It’s not only something you buy once- the recipient has to come back to redeem it, possibly spending more money and making a night of it taking in a movie or show along with dinner. As a bonus if you buy a few separate ones and run the total up the manager might comp you a meal as well. Best for:buying for a couple to kill two birds with one stone. Visit Baltimore restaurant finder

The Gallery. Yeah, it’s kind of a cop out choosing a mall as the best place to do Christmas shopping, but for city people the Gallery is our mall. You don’t have to get a Zipcar and go into suburban hell. Most people forget it’s there, but perhaps they should keep it in mind. With shops like Johnston and Murphy, Banana Republic, Coach and Brooks Brothers you’ll find better quality goods here than you will at Canton Crossing. Best for: people who like gifts from malls. 200 E Pratt

Bmore Flea. We went out to the first Bmore Flea at Penn Station a few weeks ago and we give it a big thumbs up for holiday shopping. There was a little bit of everything on offer from apparel to art to crafts and accessories. It happens again this Saturday and the final one is December 6. Best for: hipsters and the fashion forward. 1500 N Charles

Belvedere Square: The idea of making your own gift basket is an underrated one. Custom baskets make outstanding presents and when you’re filling them with things you pick out from all over you can control exactly how much you spend. When you hit your budget, round out empty space with something cheap like popcorn. The Market at Belvedere Square is a great place to stock a gift basket with gourmet goods, and as a bonus you can head up York Road to Wells’ for some of the best wine and Liquor selection around. Best for: co-workers, secret santas, foodies. 540 E Belvedere Ave