Pictures of Mersin, Turkey

In addition to our visit to Israel, we also spent a good deal of time in the city of Mersin in Turkey. It’s a mysterious and unique place, to be sure. And it doesn’t matter how much time you spend there… you will never get this song out of your head.

It’s a big, modern city that buzzes with activity all day: and then just shuts down. There’s no nightlife to speak of. The few bars that do exist are crummy little tiny rooms with shitty beer and old Turks who give you the stinkeye. Or Kurds who want to talk politics, which is a scary proposition because it could end with you bleeding to death in a dumpster somewhere.

There are two defining characteristics in Mersin that will always stick out in our mind- the horrible, incredibly thick blanket of smog that settles over the city nightly, and the fact that the whole city of a million plus people is basically just the background animation of a cartoon. There’s a Kebab shop, a bodega, a barber, a cell phone store, a dress shop and a sweets store. Then you cross to the next block and it looks exactly the same. You can walk for miles and miles and the background repeats itself every 50 meters.

There’s also not a hell of a lot to photograph. We did find quite a few typically Turkish things though, that aren’t just the stuff of books and movies. Here’s what we came back with… (Again, click twice for large images.)

This is Ataturk. Ataturk is EVERYWHERE. He's like George Washington, Mickey Mantle, and Justin Bieber combined.

A view of one of the main boulevards.

The Turkish Bath is a real thing, even in the year 2012. We did not venture inside.

A typical Turkish apartment block. There are thousands of these that look almost identical.

Herbs, spices and nuts. This type of store is common.

The Turks are very advanced in the field of junk food.

An entrance to the bazaar.

There are lots of buildings in Mersin. This is the tall one.

See? It's taller than all these other buildings.

But it's not as tall as the mountains, which are 13,000 feet.

Some Turks doing a traditional folk dance. Not as part of some festival, but just because.

The Turkish Coffee store.

Speaking of Turk Kahvesi, here's one of the cafes where old guys sit around drinking it.

Here is a Turkish shawarma slinger who looks suspiciously like Ed Schrader.

Here's another little piece of Baltimore in Turkey... crab shells hanging on someone's back fence.

Another typical Turkish scene- drinking tea from a tray off the back of a taxi.

And finally, a parting shot from Ataturk Park at sunset.

Pictures of Jerusalem

We didn’t get to do a ton of sightseeing on this trip. We work 7 days a week when we’re away, and only get out and about occasionally, and for just a few hours at a time.

Before we came home though, we did get a full day to do nothing but touristy stuff in Jerusalem. We didn’t get to see as much as we would have liked, but we did get to see most of the Old City, which was the main thing we were interested in anyway.

Here are a few pictures we took from that day. Click twice for larger.

A mountain trail in the countryside, seen from the train window.

In the days when people lived in caves, this would have been a mansion.

Some little village or kibbutz or something.

Dome of the Rock.

Western Wall of Solomon's Temple.

Al Aqsa Mosque.

Some holy thing on Mount Zion. Forgot what, exactly.

One of the bazaar streets of the Old City.

A view of the Mount of Olives.

You'd think they'd get a better sign.

One of the stops on the Way of the Cross.

Palestinian cemetary behind Al Aqsa Mosque.

Jewish soldiers walking on the ramparts.

That other Bethesda. A good example of how the city has been built on top of itself for 3000+ years.

The Tower of David.

Pictures of Haifa

…And we’re back.

Did you miss us Baltimore? We sure missed you. We came home a week ago and are just now getting settled in. The past 7 days have been a constant tightrope walk of balancing the desire to accomplish as many necessary tasks as possible and wanting to satisfy our need to sit home alone and do nothing. For now though, the work abroad is done, most of the errands and chores are done, and we’re just about ready to re-embark on the life of leisure to which we’re so well accustomed. Regular blog posts resume today.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, we’re not going to waste a bunch of time and energy making up more words when there are already tens of thousands of them in this post, so we’re just going to stick to captions.

Here are a bunch of cell phone pics from Haifa, Israel for you to enjoy.

You would think that we’d have invested in a real, actual digital camera by now… but you’re wrong. (For larger versions, click on the photos and then click again.)

A view of Downtown and Haifa bay from the top of Mount Carmel.

Shalom-brated Summer Records

Skate or Die.

Palestinians protesting.

Shrine of the Bab. Holiest site of the Baha'i faith. You can google that.

This Baha'i building is called the "Universal House of Justice." I guess they read a lot of comic books or something.

One of the many falafels we ate on our Falafelquest.

This man is the giver of falafels. Note the amazing fixins bar.

Paris Square.

The Carmelit is the world's shortest subway line. It is entirely underground and climbs over 900 feet on its 6-stop route. It is fascinating.

The Dagon Grain Museum.

A view of the German Colony and Baha'i Gardens from downtown.

Shrine of the Bab as seen from the German Colony.

There were many moments, like this one, when we were reminded of the Bay Area and coastal California.

What's not to love?

The Chop Goes to Israel

As wonderful a city as Baltimore is, it’s not without its minor failings. There’s always road work in your way, too many things are closed Sundays and Mondays, and quality of life issues are a persistent source of anxiety. Perhaps the biggest failing of our fair city though is that it’s tough to find a good falafel.

Sure, there are a few places here and there that carry it- but in all of them falafel is mostly an afterthought and doesn’t feature prominently on many menus. It’s also generally not very good. You get it and the pita is kind of stale and the tomatoes are gross and the falafel itself is either burnt or greasy. This will never do.

A visual approximation of the Chop reading his copy of Israel for Dummies.

We’ve got a craving for falafel, so we’re not going to fool around anymore. We’re going right to the source: Israel.

That’s right Baltimore, we’re going halfway around the world just to eat a sandwich. We’re going to leave tomorrow afternoon and fly to Tel Aviv, and stay until we get tired of eating falafel, which may take several months. While we’re there we may also make some side trips to Turkey and to Egypt, where they also have excellent chick pea patties, couscous, hummus, and all manner of delicious food. We will eat it all.

We’ll also see what the Israelis have for us in the way of employment, so we can pay for our falael, since we can’t just blog for a living. (Yet. If you want to buy ad space or hire us to write words on the internet, send us an email.)

While we’re gone, don’t forget to vote for us in the Mobbies. If we win, you win. We’ll bring back some Manischewitz and do another giveaway or something.

John McEnroe: An Object Lesson in Growing Old Gracefully

So, for reasons we won’t get into here, the Chop had occasion to search the Google for images of John McEnroe the other day. You would think that would be a simple task; type in a name, click the mouse and get a picture. It took us longer than you might think though. Johnny Mac is a magnificent bastard, to be sure, but he didn’t start out that way.

McEnroe is proof that whatever shit you tried to pull stylistically in your early life, it’s never too late to sharpen up your personal style. The man just looks flat out better at 52 than he ever did at 25. Choppers, take note: this is how you grow old well.

Here’s a young McEnroe:

Here he is auditioning for a brat pack movie: (The part eventually went to Molly Ringwald.)


Here he is just past his tennis prime, rocking a Texas tuxedo:

And an actual tuxedo:

Here Johnny Mac starts to take a turn for the better. Maybe keeping better company rubbed off on him:

Looking good dressed up or undressed. We should all be so fit at 50:


With wife Patty Smyth. Parental homeowner hipster types, take note:




And finally, McEnroe doing what he does best- running his mouth: