Roomrunner Record Release @ Metro Gallery Tonight

We should probably use this space to give a very thoughtful and considered review of Roomrunner’s long anticipated Ideal Cities LP, which was released yesterday on Fan Death Records. At this point it would behoove us to give you a full background of the band and a proper context in which to listen to what is bound to be an outstanding record.

Tonight Roomrunner will give the record a proper launch at Metro Gallery before embarking on the usual Summer tour circuit to peddle their wares up and down the East Coast. They’ll be sharing the stage with Austin’s distorto-psych-pop powerhouse Ringo Deathstarr, as well as getting local support from Charm City talent Wildhoney and fellow bunge-rock banshees Hive Bent.

But since we already said something nice about these bands last week we’re just going to use this space to be a whiny blogmonster instead.

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It is entirely possible that Ideal Cities is the last CD that we will ever buy. In fact we really hope that’s the case. For several years now our entire CD collection has sat untouched in a plastic bin in the Chophouse basement doing nothing but collecting dust and taking up space. We would be glad to get rid of them except that at this point they’re pretty much worthless. We’d be lucky to get ten cents apiece for them.

The digital age has arrived. We’re smack in the middle of it. Sales of digital music have already surpassed CD’s, which saw their peak in 2011 and have been declining ever since. We’ve reached a point now where auto manufacturers across the board are declining to include CD players in current models, including (and sometimes especially) low-end models like the Chevy Sonic and Kia Soul. Once the current fleet of cars on the road with CD players drives itself into attrition the compact disc will be fully, completely and officially dead.

Our favorite record store Celebrated Summer has recently been successful enough to expand into a new space and increase its size many times over, and this not long after making the decision to stop carrying CD’s altogether. Other area shops have seen steady growth in the size of their vinyl sections in recent years as well, and it’s not hard to imagine a time in the not-too-distant future when we all wake up and log on to the internet to find an article about the last CD pressed for sale in the US. (The first was Billy Joel’s 52nd St. and if we’re guessing right the last will probably be Now That’s What I Call Music! 69.)

Which brings us back to Roomrunner. Knowing the record was being released on Tuesday, we woke up and went straight to the Fan Death site to buy a download of it. But Uh oh! Spaghetti-O! it’s not there. The site still features LP pre-orders only. Neither is it on Roomrunner’s Bandcamp, Soundcloud or on iTunes. So as somebody who wants a digital-only copy of it and who wants to pay good money to buy it legally, we’re shit out of luck.

We can’t blame the band for this, and we can only partially fault Fan Death. We’re sure they’ll get their web store updated soon, but this one little example is reflective of the entire music industry and how they need to get their shit together tout suite if they want to keep making money and, you know… surviving. The surge in vinyl’s popularity is all well and good but personally we’re never going back to it, and we can’t imagine we’re alone. While it’s true that there are large percentage increases every year in the number of turntables sold, those percentages are based on relatively tiny hard numbers and there is certainly a ceiling to be run up against.

Companies as large as Universal and labels as small as Fan Death haven’t quite figured out a good way to solve the problem of consumers who are no longer buying CD’s but won’t be transitioning back to vinyl. Here too, Roomrunner presents a good example. Last week the band let Spin Magazine stream Ideal Cities online and it wasn’t long before it was leaked into Spotify and the more nefarious parts of the Web. We certainly understand the need to protect digital music and minimize piracy, but it needs to be done in such a way that balances that goal with the huge legitimate market demand for digital-only music.

As of right now there are very few guidelines or precedents in place for how much of a particular artist’s catalog should be made available for streaming, and when, relative to release date, streams should stay up. A full album’s stream is its own best advertisement, but keeping a stream live online forever presents little inducement to make an actual purchase.

And when it is time to make that purchase, it’s still hard to know where to do it. If you’re searching for something with the biggest suppliers like Amazon and iTunes and they haven’t got it they won’t point you to where it is, they’ll simply suggest you buy something they do have. Buying directly from a label or from an artist’s Bandcamp site (and please for the love of Iggy Pop if you’re in a band get the fuck off Facebook and onto Bandcamp) is a great option but not all bands and labels are up to speed. And as far as traditional retail middlemen go, they’re all brick and mortar relics with websites that are stuck in 1995.

When consumers are searching for a product online, that’s the time when they’re ready to buy. To make them wait or to refuse to be found is to lose sales and leave money on the table.

So we’re going to go to the show tonight and buy a CD. Even though we’d rather just buy a download code in a nice little sealed envelope or a gift card good for the Fan Death site where we could then download the record. One thing we’re simply not willing to do is buy a 12″ LP just to take advantage of the download code inside and then be stuck with it collecting dust on a shelf somewhere.

And don’t even get us started on cassettes.

Updated: A few hours after this post was published, Ideal Cities became available for download on Roomrunner’s Bandcamp Site. We’d like to thank them and Fan Death for not forcing us to buy a CD.

Lemuria, War on Women @ Metro Gallery Tonight

Baltimore can be a strange place on a long holiday weekend. The normal pace of city life pauses. People quit showing up to work if they possibly can and head out to the beach or to family reunions or weddings or whatever it is people do when they’re not in Baltimore.

And in recent years Memorial Day weekend has meant a full scale Walking Dead-style metalhead invasion as Maryland Death Fest has stretched itself to a full four days (not including pre-parties and whatnot) and become the largest metal festival in the country, if not the world.

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War on Women open for Lemuria tonight at Metro Gallery.

Tonight though, things return to normal. If you’re a Baltimore area kid who likes punk and or indie rock tonight is finally your chance to crawl out from under your rock and head down to the Metro Gallery. There won’t be any corpse paint there, nor double bass nor scary guys with facial tattoos who look like this.

Lemuria is coming back to town tonight, and if you don’t like Lemuria well then there’s just something wrong with you, Jack. With lyrics that are poignant, personal and just twee enough paired with musicianship and harmonizing on an expert level, Lemuria is that rare band that you can fall in love with at a very young age, and keep coming back to with equal devotion well into your thirties. (Trust us, we ought to know!)

And good news for you if you haven’t, or if like us you’re better at seeing live music than you are at buying records: Lemuria has recently released a full length collection of all their scattered older work, splits, seven inches and whatnot. Pick it up at tonight’s show and listen to it all at once and give the Arrested Development episodes a break why don’t you?

Two of Charm City’s best bands going today share the bill. Sick Sick Birds are as sick as ever, and War on Women probably get our vote as the most underrated band in Baltimore.

They’re kind of easy to overlook. With only a six-song release under their belt, they’re the kind of band that plays regularly enough, but always seems to be playing on a random weeknight with a band you’ve never heard of and another band you’ve seen too many times already. We’ll admit that we slept on them for a long while as well, but once we got a taste of their aggressive, rebellious brand of hardcore punk we were hooked, and they’re a band we’ll go out of our way to see from now on.

You should too.

Tomorrow: Slap Shot @ Charles Theater

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At one point the Chop had a formidable collection of VHS tapes. This was in an era before you could watch any movie you wanted at any time you wanted pretty much anywhere in the world. Once upon a time we were a young, broke-ass Chop, forced to scour the pawn shops and bargain bins for videocassettes to supplement our TV diet of Simpsons reruns and quasi-ironic viewings of 7th Heaven.

Most of our VHS collection was pure crap, but there were a few gems in there that stood up to many, many repeated viewings. Slap Shot was one of those movies.

Directed by George Roy Hill and released in 1977, Slap Shot received reviews ranging from lousy to mediocre and enjoyed tepid success at the box office. Despite an initial lack of interest, it eventually went on to become universally acknowledged as the greatest minor-league hockey comedy of the late 1970’s. As it turns out, lewd jokes and rampant cursing stand up well to the test of time, and hearing Paul Newman skate around yelling “Suzanne sucks pussy!” or seeing an entire hockey team moon a group of fans from the windows of a school bus is still funny as hell 36 years later.

Slap Shot has generated more interest and attention in the last 10 years or so than in its first 25 combined. Some would argue that it provided the modern archetype for sports comedy, and that without Slap Shot there would have been no Major League. (And we don’t even want to think about living in a world where there’s no Major League.)

What’s not so funny is the film’s sequels. Made long after Slap Shot’s release in 2002 and 2008 respectively, Slap Shot 2: Breaking the Ice and Slap Shot 3: The Junior League are both mind-bogglingly terrible in the way that only sequels to a great 1970’s franchise could be. (Talking to you, Smokey and the Bandit and Bad News Bears).

Somewhere along the way, Slap Shot became not just an old comedy but a period piece. Filmed on location around Western Pennsylvania, the film is a look back into an America that barely exists anymore, if at all. Coming out to the Charles tomorrow is a great opportunity to travel back in time and see that America the way it was meant to be seen, on the big screen.

Or you can just stay here in 2013 and watch it on Netflix whenever.

New Music in Baltimore: Spring 2013

You don’t have to listen to any Classic Rock radio station for very long before you realize that every single one of them is drawing from the same 200 song playlist every single day, and has been for the last 30 years. That’s because the Baby Boomer generation is all shitty people.

Part of their shittiness is that after they turned 25 they just stopped listening. They were perfectly content with their AC/DC and their Aerosmith and when rap music really broke big around 1990 it scared most baby boomers shitless to the point that they never again listened to any new music on purpose. Seriously. Go ask your parents to name a ‘new’ rock band and they’re probably going to say Green Day or Foo Fighters or some other band that’s more than 20 years old.

We’re determined not to let that happen to us. Even though we’ve spent the first part of adult life building an iTunes library that could easily carry us through the rest of adulthood without many new additions, we’re still seeking out new bands to see and new records to buy.

This week our search is as intense as ever, partly because we’ve just come home from so long at sea, and partly because between a flurry of new releases last fall, and another flurry set for Spring, we’ve got a lot of catching up to do. We’re calling it now: in November and December all the hypey music publications’ yearly “top albums of the year” articles are going to be better than they have in recent memory. There’s going to be a lot more material there to work with.

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Don’t pho around. Pick up Modern Girls’ self titled LP as soon as possible.

Hell, we’ve got our hands full just with Baltimore music, and it’s only May. We can’t possibly list in one post all of the music we’re excited about in Charm City right now. We can’t even whittle it down to a top ten list. But what we can do is give you 5 examples of what’s playing on repeat at the Chophouse this week.

Mind you: this isn’t all that’s playing on repeat this week. We’re purposely omitting from this list some bands who we’re friends with and thus heard plenty of before. We’re also omitting bands like Double Dagger, who have new music out but were/are breaking up. We’re also leaving out stuff that we’ve mentioned already in earlier posts this week. Out of what remains, here are the top 5 bands that we’re not only listening to now, but we expect we’ll be listening to well into the future.

Old Lines

With former members of Ruiner, Never Enough, and too many other bands to name, there wasn’t a whole lot of lag time between Old Lines’ formation and the release of their debut LP, which came out late in November. Since then they’ve been playing often in support of it and we have no doubt their sound has only gotten tighter since the last time we saw them in the Fall. It almost even reminds us of Sepultura at their best: heavy music for people who don’t (exclusively) like heavy music. Catch them live this weekend. Friday they’re at Maryland Death Fest and Saturday at the Sidebar.

Us and Us Only

Us and Us Only is named after an album by the 1990’s British band the Charlatans (UK), and in short they sound like a band who would name themselves after a Charlatans record. And we mean that in a good way. We’ve always liked the Charlatans, and for our money they were better than Oasis, Blur and Radiohead combined.

Us have kind of been hiding in plain sight here in Baltimore for a few years now. We suspect it’s because they’ve been lumped into the ‘folk’ music ghetto and so we couldn’t hear them from our snug little spot in the ‘punk/indie’ ghetto. Dark Cloud Past is barely folk-y at all though, and by the time you reach the midpoint of this record and hear the violin melody on You Were a Writer it becomes obvious that this is a band that does things deliberately, and has been adding new layers to their sound as time goes by. Altogether excellent listening. See them this friday at the Ottobar.

Roomrunner

Don’t look now but Roomrunner’s about to take over the world. They’re not doing anything revolutionary here, and won’t be the long heralded saviors of indie rock, but they’re one of the most exciting bands playing right now for good reason. Roomrunner has mastered the art of sounding both tight and loose at the same time, and watching or listening to them play is akin to driving as fast as you can down a dirt road in a ’70’s muscle car with no doors, no muffler and a slippery clutch. You might not have all the parts tuned to precision, but no matter how loud and dirty the ride gets you’re still having a blast.

Their first proper full length, Ideal Cities comes out on Fan Death Records (pre-order at link) next Tuesday, and they’ll mark the occasion with a release show at Metro Gallery on Wednesday, May 29.

Wildhoney

Speaking of Roomrunner’s record release, Wildhoney is on that bill as well, which is convenient for us because they might be the one band in Baltimore we’re most curious about. The tracks they’ve put online so far are interesting, but the recording quality isn’t quite up to snuff. We’re willing to forgive a lot though for a female-fronted grunge outfit that’s reminiscent of the Vaselines. We expect they’ll sound great live.

Modern Girls

You’re going to be hearing a lot more by and about Modern Girls over the Summer and beyond. The vinyl version of their self-titled LP isn’t available until June, but we say click over and buy the digital right now while it’s still a name-your-own-price download. In the vein of LCD Soundsystem and the Postal Service, this is the sort of thing we don’t usually pay much attention to (but probably should).

The recording and production here are of very high quality, and the band all but comes out and says right away in their 5 minute, slowly building opening track Ties and Shoes “Hey you, straighten up and pay attention now. We’re serious about what we’re doing here.” The rest of the record is sharp and consistent enough to not only hold our attention all the way through, but to keep us coming back for more. You can check them out live July 12 at the Windup Space.

The Scandal, My Friend, is Blowin’ in the Wind: Our Bi-Weekly Political Roundup

So, your Chop might just be the only person in America who is of this opinion, but if you ask us there aren’t any serious scandals going on in Washington right now. Sure, there are “scandals” but they really amount to little more than business as usual. We fail to see how Benghazi, the IRS debacle, or the AP subpoenas really amount to much. Individually, they’re decidedly inconsequential, and even taken together they’re just one giant yawn.

Of course, the GOP doesn’t see it that way. They see things differently. The first of these supposed scandals to break was Benghazi, which happened in September of last year, right before the 2012 election. Cranky old coot John McCain manufactured the Benghazi scandal almost single-handedly because he’s still bitter about not being president and has a personal vendetta against Barack Obama. He saw a national security crisis as the perfect chance to play Monday morning quarterback and has broken out a few gems from the Birther playbook asking the administration to prove a negative on several occasions.

If you ask us, his military record notwithstanding, John McCain has always been given way too much credibility on military and security issues and uses his powerful committee assignments to swing around his right wing ideology like a big, fat prick. It’s long past time he retired.

After the entire GOP started looking at Benghazi through the McCain lens, everything after it began to look a lot different. It reminds us of something we once saw on the Internet.

The above image is drawn from Appelogen and illustrates what happens when you apply multiple Instagram filters to the same photo. With only one filter in place, the trees look quite realistic. One’s not even sure if the picture’s been manipulated at all. With several filters in place, a distinctly new view takes shape. The trees are still trees though, and most of the facts and features are still discernable. It’s still a picture of two rows of trees and a sidewalk on a spring day.

Toward the end of the experiment though, it’s impossible to discern any sort of reality in this photo. It’s only light and darkness, it’s all black and white. Looking at the news through so many partisan filters is precisely how we end up with pundits wailing that this is the worst scandal in American history and is worse than Watergate and Iran Contra and Monica Lewinsky all together.

It could be that these “scandals” are diminishing in importance right before our very eyes as news coverage is now dominated by the Oklahoma tornado. Of course, GOP Insta-filter vision doesn’t just apply to Obama directly. No, the Republicans see everything through their ideological tunnel vision, and less than 24 hours after the storm hit here’s Oklahoma’s own senator Tom Coburn shamefully demanding budget cuts to finance relief efforts while people are literally still being pulled from the wreckage in his state.

Oklahoma’s other senator, James Inhofe, recently voted against a relief package for Hurricane Sandy victims, and then actually had the huevos to go on MSNBC yesterday morning and declare that this disaster is “totally different.” It’s not, of course. It’s exactly the same. The only difference is going to be in the way Inhofe votes. Offsets or no, we’ve got a good feeling he’ll be voting yes on any relief package that hits the senate floor.

Fortunately, FEMA’s not broke, and House appropriations chair Hal Rogers has more sense. For their part, John Boehner and Paul Ryan are smart enough to keep their mouths shut for the time being and so far have refused to take a position.

We only hope that once the damage begins to be cleaned up, the Republican blinders will also be lifted, and Oklahoma’s senators will be exposed as the cold-blooded, stubborn, asshole ideologues that they are.

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