Little Records @ Idle Hour Tomorrow

Once upon a time Internet Radio had a Moment.

It was some time around the very end of the 90’s or the beginning of the 2000’s. The entire music industry was in the midst of a giant freakout over Napster and similar services. Commercial radio stations were being bought up all across the country by the likes of ClearChannel and other huge conglomerates, and commercial stations’ downward spiral toward complete irrelevance was quickly accelerating. There was no iTunes Store, no Spotify, no satellite radio and no dominant tastemaking blogs like Pitchfork. Streaming technology was a digital Wild West and the first Internet radio stations were lonely cowboys riding to the top of the ridge, trying to see a way forward.

For a very brief time Internet radio was the coolest and most revolutionary thing since the invention of MTV, and the people pulling the strings approached it the same way producers at MTV approached programming and hiring VJ’s: scour the country for some of the coolest people who ever dropped a needle on a record and offer them their dream job. For a moment the click of a mouse could take you instantly into a Seattle coffeehouse, a Tennessee Honky Tonk, a South Bronx street corner, or the Red Rocks Amphitheater to hear the best of the best played by the people most in the Know.

That was Then.

Today we’re firmly enmeshed in the Age of the Algorithm. Now everyone with an Internet connection is their own DJ, whether actively making up their own playlists or passively adjusting “stations” to their tastes by tweaking an algorithm one data point at a time. All of the major Internet companies have their own streaming services, and they all force you to choose between paying a monthly fee or listening to inane commercials while sacrificing some functionality. Also: They’re thinly veiled attempts to get you to click the link and buy the music you’re hearing at any given moment. As great as algorithms can be, they leave a lot to be desired, and they’ve landed “traditional” Internet radio right at the top of the pop culture endangered species list.

And that’s fine for most people. The vast unwashed masses possessed of plebeian musical taste should be perfectly happy with the state of streaming music. For the rest of us, we few, we happy few, we band of brothers, Saint Crispin’s Day has arrived. LITTLE RECORDS RADIO is now online.

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For those of us Gen X’ers who often wish we could flash back to the Glory Days of WHFS, Doug Hoepker is our Henry V. He’s the man behind Baltimore’s recently launched Little Records, and the grown up version of that one cool friend you had in middle school who would pass along mix tapes of all your new favorites. Doug was the only one with the patience to sit in a bookstore reading music magazines cover to cover- and to answer the ads in the back and find things no one else would hear about until they got to college, if ever. He’s the guy who went to college for the sole purpose of becoming a college radio DJ. The problem of what a kid like that is meant to do after collecting several thousand LP’s and encountering middle age in the Internet era is what drove Doug to start his own streaming station in June of this year. As he explained to the Chop in his own words:

“What I’m trying to do is preserve not only the music of the classic college radio format, but also the aesthetic of it: a radio station that plays a really diverse selection of artists that generally fall outside the scope of the mainstream. My goal is to also provide passionate music fans with a “hands-free” listening experience that is far better than the streaming services that are quite popular nowadays.

We’ve all had those moments when you tell Pandora you want to listen to The Replacements and three songs later a 10,000 Maniacs song comes on, and you’re left scratching your head. I may start you off with The Replacements and, within a handful of songs, land you somewhere far off, but the transitions from A to B will make sense and I can assure you that where you end up will not suck. I’m pretty good at thinking about the musical landscape of this era [1977-1994] as a patchwork quilt and doing some damn fine sewing to make sure the pieces connect.”

What does this mean for you? If you like alternative rock it means you just made a new best friend, and he’s gonna play you songs he’s personally hand-picked from his 10,000 song library 24 hours a day for free. That’s over 1,000 artists, and a glance at Little Records’ Bands We Spin page is an encyclopaedic look at all of the key players in the last generation of rock and roll, both important and apocryphal.

We’ve been listening daily for a few weeks now and we could go on and on forever about all the favorites we’ve heard and all the hidden gems we’ve discovered or re-discovered, but if you want to hear more about the station why not get it straight from the source? Doug Hoepker will be spinning vinyl at Federal Hill’s Idle Hour tomorrow night from 9-close along with David Koslowski (of local favorites Small Apartments). For those of you afraid to venture past Key Highway for any reason, fear not: Idle Hour remains an outpost of Hip in the Land of the Football Jerseys and Yoga Pants. Tomorrow night’s DJ set is more listening party than dance party, and as such is bound to have that hanging-out-in-your-friend’s-basement feeling that was so crucial to discovering cool new music circa 1989.

The Best New Things in the World Right Now

It’s important for everyone, now and then, to introduce new shit into their lives. To keep things from getting too stale and predictable they’ve got to be changed up once in a while. The Chop is of course no exception, and as much as we often might like to pick a moment in time and say ‘life was pretty good right about then, let’s just keep things exactly like that.’ we can’t do it any more than you can drive a Delorean back to 1985. The next best thing is to go out and find some good new shit.

With that in mind here’s a little top five list of good new shit that we’ve found lately. It’s not all brand new of course, but it’s at least new to us. If it’s new to you too take a closer look. Some of this new shit might one day be an old favorite.

Oriole orange. Just in time for the playoffs. This and feature image: shinola website

Oriole orange. Just in time for the playoffs. This and feature image: shinola website

Shinola Watches

We remember distinctly when Shinola opened up its doors three years ago in Detroit. It made one product: a watch that was too damn big for anyone not named Flavor Flav. Still, with the former head of Fossil behind the brand it had the chops and the bucks to do things right, and it’s been interesting to see how far they’ve come so quickly. Looking around their website, or any write up anywhere that mentions the brand- they lay on the whole Detroit renaissance thing pretty thick, almost to the point of being a Wizard-of-Oz-ly fairy tale.

Seeing the name and face of a specific person (most likely a person of color) who actually assembled your watch is completely unnecessary to any consumer and has a bit of a Sally Struthers sponsor an orphan feel to it in this context. We wish they’d tone that kind of thing down, in no small part because it’s so ridiculous. A factory live-cam broadcasting over the Web? Come onnnnnn…. Once you get past all that though, the products stand up on their own and come in at prices that are pretty fair for high quality goods (except those bikes which are pretty effing pricey).

We’re talking especially about the scaled down 41mm version of Shinola’s signature watch, the Runwell. Now available in a range of attractive color combos and on various straps and bracelets, a Runwell 41 is an outstanding choice for style conscious men who want something nicer than a $40 Timex but can’t lay out $1500 or more for a ‘nice’ watch. When were looking around for a watch earlier this week we ultimately settled on something else, but we’ve got to tip our cap to Shinola. After trying one on the Runwell looked damn good on the wrist.

image via G&G. credit: John Autry.

image via G&G. credit: John Autry.

Pimiento Cheese

When he’s on a ship with lousy food for several months, a man gets to spending copious amounts of time fantasizing about all the food he’s going to eat when he gets home. This recipe we found on the Garden and Gun site was one of those fantasies that kept coming back to us time and again.

It had been a long time since we’d had pimiento cheese and we don’t recall being madly in love with it the last time we did. But it never occurred to us to make it from scratch. Pimiento cheese is a Southern staple that much like some of our own local gastronomical traditions (like scrapple or sauerkraut at Thanksgiving) defies all logic and sounds kind of gross but is actually very delicious.

After making this recipe at home we’re pleased to report that A: it is creamy and smooth and looks nothing like the picture if you let the cheese warm up and then grate it yourself and B: it matches perfectly with three things that are plentiful this time of year; namely Farmers’ Market veggies, hot weather and cold beer. We’re hooked.

Great Lake Swimmers. credit: Asli Alin

Great Lake Swimmers. credit: Asli Alin

Great Lake Swimmers

Did you ever listen to that band My Morning Jacket? Did you ever notice that no matter how badly you want to like them you have to admit that they’re painfully slow and kind of boring? Well Great Lake Swimmers is the band we always wished MMJ actually was. We’d just never heard them before now.

That’s not to say that they’re new. They’ve been around more than ten years and have five full lengths available, but seem to be significantly less popular than similar acts like Iron and Wine or Bon Iver. Which is a shame because for our money they blow those bands out of the water. A quick look at their website reveals the probable cause of this discrepancy in popularity- these guys are Canadians, and it doesn’t look like they come south of the border very often.

Have a listen to their track Your Rocky Spine on YouTube and see if the good old US of A isn’t missing the boat on this one.

photo via Mott & Bow website

photo via Mott & Bow website

The Warby Parker of Jeans

By now Warby Parker is pretty universally accepted as one of the Web’s great e-commerce success stories of all time. They were one of the first companies that brought a boutique level of quality, service, and style to the Internet and they’re still among the brands doing it best.

The founder of the new (Yes, actually new) retailer Mott & Bow is a younger man and a quick study and just happened to be born into a family that owns a denim factory. Draw up some sharp modern styles, offer customization options, make the online shopping process as smooth as selvage with free at-home try on and come in just under a hundred bucks and you’ve got an almost foolproof recipe for success.

Photo: Yuengling website

Photo: Yuengling website

Yuengling Barbecue Sauce

2014 May well be remembered as the year Baltimore went Barbecue crazy. Barbecue joints have been opening up left and right from Canton to Hampden and beyond. Just yesterday Boog Powell released a book on Barbecue, and the cover of Baltimore Magazine is asking readers from news stands if we’re a ‘legit barbecue town.’

Jumping right on top of the BBQ bandwagon is PA’s Yuengling, which just released its own line of sauces based on three of its beer varieties. Traditional, hickory smoked and honey BBQ are now available in grocery stores locally, along with a range of wing sauces with 3 levels of heat. Tasty on tofu for a vegetarian such as the Chop.

Boog Powell and Rob Kasper @ Atomic Books Tonight

The Chop is very sad today Baltimore. Why are we sad, you ask? Because our beloved Orioles are in Chicago for an entire week and are winning games left and right out there. As soon as the schedule was released last year we circled this week as a great time for a road trip, but alas! the vagaries of sea life prevented us from booking the trip early not knowing if we’d actually be ashore in time. When we looked into it again last week the prices of flights were sky-high, so to speak. It’s an extra bitter pill to swallow because we have a few friends out there and there’s a hell of a lot of orange in those seats this week.

But there’s no game today, and since we’re still in town we get the silver lining of being able to slide over to Atomic Books tonight at 7 to see the legend himself, Boog Powell hold forth on all things baseball and barbecue. The Boog should be enough to get you in the door by himself, but if you still need convincing the co-author of his new book, Baltimore Baseball and Barbecue with Boog Powell: Stories from the Orioles’ Smokey Slugger, erstwhile Sun columnist Rob Kasper will be in attendance as well, along with plenty of ‘cue from Hampden’s Blue Pit.

Baltimore’s First 24 Hour Bar is Coming to Downtown

Baltimore has always been a pretty solid drinking town. From the first German brewers who settled here in the early 1800’s to the flourishing craft beer scene we enjoy today- from the corner Bars of East Baltimore to the boozy brunch scene of Hampden, we’re as thirsty as any town you’d care to name. That said, we’re still a long way from entering the pantheon of truly great drinking cities like New Orleans or New York. We haven’t got geaux cups or any true rooftop bars to speak of. Happy hour has been eroding steadily and of course there’s our relatively early last call which can be heard as early as forty minutes to two in some places.

Until now, the only true after hours options in Baltimore have been to seek out an all night diner or grab a six pack to take home when the house lights go up. With the opening of the Horseshoe casino this month Baltimore finally, finally has a place to turn to after the bars close and to order a drink at any time of the day or night just as God intended.

The Chop took part in a media preview of the casino on Friday, and we were most impressed by the facility’s signature bar 14Forty, which is named for the number of minutes in a day and will remain open twenty four hours a day every day. It’s bigger than most standalone bars and features an elevated stage for live music, as well as a DJ booth and several large flatscreens behind the bar, which we were told would often be tuned to various sporting events. Plush couches and chairs make it an outstanding spot for lounging, and it’s one of the very few areas in the sprawling casino where one can relax without a slot machine position directly in front of your nose. There’s also free wi-fi available throughout the building, which is a nice touch.

We were opposed to slots in Maryland from the time of Bob Ehrlich. We were opposed to table games. We were opposed to building a casino right in the middle of downtown. And we’re still no great fan of gambling and plan to keep our cash far away from the slots and tables. However we’ve got to tip our cap to Caesar’s. If we’ve got to have a casino downtown, this is a pretty good one. In addition to the central 14Forty bar, there are several other attractions that will make great additions to Baltimore’s drinking scene.

While we’re part of the small minority that wishes they’d made room for a traditional Vegas-style all you can eat buffet, Mexican themed Johnny Sanchez looks pretty legit and features an impressively large second floor balcony which is on the quieter Bayard Street side and will be an excellent option for outdoor dining. The Baltimore Marketplace area is also of particular interest, featuring a build-your-own-pizza concept as well as a Heavy Seas location, alongside a standalone bar which will feature more than 30 craft beers on tap. The Twisted Yard will feature Louisiana style pre-mixed frozen drinks in 36″ glasses and while that’s not exactly our cup of tea it’s something that isn’t really found elsewhere in town and that touristy women seem to love.

Finally, the outdoor plaza on the Bayard street side is one of those things like Harborplace and Camden Yards that eventually we’ll all wonder how we got along without it. Upon opening it will instantly become the city’s premiere tailgate party venue on Sundays, as well as being an outstanding place to visit before and after O’s games. The casino also plans to use the space for special events and live entertainment.

Finally, we’re pleased to report what came as a particular surprise to us- the ‘Shoe’s massive garage plans to offer free parking 24 hours a day every day except during Ravens home games. No gates, no tickets, no threat of towing… just free downtown parking which is as good as gold if you don’t mind walking a bit or hopping on the light rail to get back to downtown proper.

The big draw will always be the gambling, of course, but all in all we were quite pleased with the food and beverage options. It will be great to have a place to go for 3 am tequila shots and 5 am Bloody Marys, and we think the place as a whole will fit nicely and be a useful addition to downtown, even for a non-gambler such as we are.

The outdoor dining at Johnny Sanchez.

The outdoor dining at Johnny Sanchez.


Horseshoe's outdoor entertainment space.

Horseshoe’s outdoor entertainment space.


Bmore Beers will feature more than 30 craft options.

Bmore Beers will feature more than 30 craft options.

Idling at Dusk @ Penn Station Tonight

Baltimore is a city that often prides itself on its supposed weirdness. Mostly we take a cynical view of ‘weird’ Baltimore, taking it for little more than a marketing angle. And it’s not even a unique angle. See; Austin, Portland, et al. As a native we don’t even think things like Honfest or Arabbers or more recently the trash wheel are particularly weird. They all make perfect sense in their proper context.

This thing though… this is just fucking strange. A cabbie party? Cab drivers as DJ’s? Sure. Why the hell not? This is as close as any of us will ever get to a real life version of DC Cab, and who among us doesn’t want to party with Mr. T, Gary Busey, Bill Mahr and Irene Cara? You’re fuckin’ A right you do. Get down to Penn Station tonight to check it out.