Sneak Peek Inside the New Red Emma’s

A couple of weeks ago the folks at Red Emma’s held an open house on the Saturday night after the Baltimore Book Festival to showcase the construction progress they’re making in their future home at the corner of North Ave and Maryland in Station North. The Chop popped in for a look and we snapped a few photos while we were there which we’re just now getting around to posting because… well, no because. Sometimes we just drop the ball.

But anyway we were more than a little impressed with the bones of the new space. Some readers may remember it as Cyclops Books, which always sort of had the feel of a pop-up shop as opposed to a permanent retail concern. From the looks of it the new Red Emma’s is going to be quite a bit more polished, and we’re looking forward to their opening now more than ever.

Let’s have a look…

The exterior doesn't betray any hints of the progress inside.

The exterior doesn’t betray any hints of the progress inside.

Letters for the signage have been cut.

Letters for the signage have been cut.

There's going to be plenty of shelf space.

There’s going to be plenty of shelf space.

Reclaimed wood and copper... nice.

Reclaimed wood and copper… nice.

A new entryway vestibule under construction.

A new entryway vestibule under construction.

There's more than enough space to accommodate a crowd.

There’s more than enough space to accommodate a crowd.

Another room.

Another room.

How it all started in the kitchen.

How it all started in the kitchen.

The facilities.

The facilities.

"Pardon our dust."

“Pardon our dust.”

Apex Theater Auctioned Today

About a year and a half ago we had the bright idea of doing a post about the Apex Theater. At the time, just about the only relevant Google result for the Apex was that City Paper feature from 2010. And that was more about the people who operate the theater and the financial difficulties of day to day operations.

Our angle was going to be a bit different: something more along the lines of what it was actually like to visit as a patron. It’s the sort of place that everyone has driven by 1000 times, but for the most part no one has ever been inside. The Chop has lived here our whole lifetime, and hey, we like smut as much as the next perv, but we had never even come close to being inside. And we’d always been curious about it. After all, we grew up just two or three blocks from another porn theater back when the city had more than just one or two, and so wondering about what’s inside the walls goes back as far as sneaking our first peek at a copy of Playboy back in the 80’s.

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So we had the idea to make a blog post about what it’s like to walk in and pay $10 and see the inside. It was going to be complete with detailed descriptions of the building itself and the cinema on the screen, the particular types of people to be found inside, some blurry NSFW iPhone pics, maybe. It would have drawn a lot of traffic because people love to gawk at stuff like that.

And the reason we had that idea was because we knew, even years ago, that the Apex was going to close. Hell, it didn’t take a genius to figure that its days were numbered, and that once it was gone it was gone. The last of its kind.

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Believe it or not, we finally did get around to making a trip to the Apex about 2 months ago on a random night when we happened to be around Fell’s Point and have some time to kill. So we walked up there and what did we find? The place was closed that night for some unknown reason. The management was just taking a day off or something.

So it was a sad day when the Sun reported last week that the building would be auctioned off today. Even as the Senator rises from the ashes, the city loses another theater and with it a genuine link to the past and how things used to be. To be honest, we thought that the closure would be even more swift and final than it has been. According to that Sun article the theater’s operators are on a month to month lease, so in theory it could remain open until the end of the month or even beyond.

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But for us that ship has sailed. This is the only post we’ll write about the Apex, and when the doors do close they’ll close without us knowing firsthand what’s behind them. Perhaps we should double down on our resolution to see more of The Places We’ve Never Been.

The Brickbat Cocktail Recipe

The coming on of Fall and the (finally!) broken heat means more than just stocking up the fridge with pumpkin ales. Around the Chophouse it means switching it up in the liquor cabinet as well. Gone are the need for light, crisp club soda mixers. This time of year we’re ready for something a bit more substantial.

So today we look not to the bar but to the coffee pot. A drip coffee maker is an often under-utilized tool in the home bartender’s toolkit. You can do things with it that most bars can’t, and the ones that can would charge you an arm and a leg for. Using real, well-roasted coffee is also a step up in quality from any of the 14 or so flavors of Kahlua available on the liquor store shelf this time of year.

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We’ve been messing around with our coffee pot, and we’ve decided to call what we’ve come up with the Brickbat. It’s a fitting name because this drink is bold and a little bitter and if you drink a few of them it’s not entirely unlike getting caught behind the ear with a piece of masonry. But if we’re being honest we decided to arbitrarily name it after the Billy Bragg song of the same name from 1996’s William Bloke. You can listen to the song here.

The Brickbat

– 2 parts vanilla vodka
– 1 part Luxardo
– 3 parts iced coffee
– 1 part half and half
– sugar to taste

Shake well and strain over ice.

Notes…

Yeah we don’t like flavored vodka as a concept either but vanilla vodka is useful sometimes. If you want to try and make vanilla syrup at home that’s on you but we like to keep things simple and keep the ingredients list as small as possible so there you have it.

Also the vanilla vodka provides all the drink’s sweetness because we didn’t use any sugar. If you’re using sugar mix it in while your coffee’s hot. Make it about as sweet as you’d make your morning coffee.

Luxardo is pretty simple stuff but it’s like $30 a bottle with no smaller size available. So good luck with that. You can’t substitute anything else because even though Luxardo is made of cherries it’s not cherry flavored, per se. So don’t go and get something cheap and candy flavored because it won’t work.

Why the Democrats are Winning the Shutdown: Our Bi-Weekly Political Roundup

Despite what the phony hand-wringing moralizers among us say about how the government shutdown hurts everybody and there are real human consequences and veterans and cancer patients and little children yadda yadda and “there are no winners” well that’s bullshit.

At the end of the day, like it or not, one side will win and another side will lose. That’s the way politics works. That’s the very nature of things. And since any sort of mutually agreeable bargain or compromise is so far outside the realm of actual possibility at this point either the Republicans or the Democrats will win the shutdown.

Spoiler alert: the Democrats will win the shutdown. The Democrats are winning the shutdown, and their position gets stronger every day. They started the shutdown in the better position, having passed a clean CR in the senate thereby putting themselves in a position to say no to anything else. And almost always in any negotiation the party with the power to level a flat-out no has all the leverage.

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The GOP has tried to be slick throughout the shutdown but has failed miserably. Sending members of congress to the WWII memorial and offering up piecemeal bills to fund whatever pops up on the news that day has been a shameful strategy, and the Democrats in the senate have been right to let those bills languish, using the power of the no for all but one bill which promises to pay furloughed federal workers after the shutdown ends.

You may have heard that the president is concerned about setting a precedent of allowing the GOP to threaten shutdowns going forward in order to press for multitudes of gains unrelated to the budget. That is true and we commend the president for it. Two years ago when the country came to the brink of a shutdown we watched John Boehner stand up in front of the country after the 11th hour and say ‘we got 98% of everything we wanted’ which ultimately led to sequestration funding. That is unacceptable to us and should be unacceptable to every Democrat and every American. The clean CR is not a Democrat bill. Democrats hate it. It is a large compromise that we as a party have already made.

The house Tea Party caucus and Senator Ted Cruz started the shutdown, but at this point it is John Boehner’s shutdown and his alone. He is the only one with the power to bring the clean CR bill to the floor, and he is the one refusing to do it. As has been pointed out by several news outlets, there are the votes to pass it in the house at any time. And this is not based on speculation but on on-the-record statements that individual members of congress have made.

Now answer this: if there are more than the 217 necessary votes to pass a clean CR, why would Harry Reid or Barack Obama negotiate? They’ve already won.

Which means that the GOP, and particularly John Boehner have lost. Unfortunately the Tea Party members represent districts whose constituents are so far disconnected from reality that most of them won’t feel much blowback from all this. For John Boehner though, wrangling to keep his speakership may be precisely the thing that loses him his speakership. He might have been able to hang on after a day or two of shutdown but the longer this goes on the bigger the perceived loss for the GOP, and the more fractious their party becomes. Ultimately Newt Gingrich didn’t survive his shutdown, and we don’t see any way that Boehner does either. Bet your bottom dollar he weeps openly when he hands over the gavel after the 2014 mid-terms.

If Boehner wants a friend in Washington perhaps he should get a dog. If you want a friend to chat with about Washington you should come out to tonight’s meeting of the Baltimore chapter of Drinking Liberally. It gets underway at 8 pm at Dougherty’s. As always, meetings are free and open to liberals and Progressives of all descriptions.

Plan Ahead: The Baltimore Marathon is on Saturday

Today’s post is just a simple public service announcement. The marathon is on Saturday. If you like running you probably already know that. If you don’t like running you probably forgot because they’re not so good at reminding all of us non-runners.

If you have any appointments or anything you have to be strictly on time for you should probably go ahead and reschedule that right about now. If you live inside the loop, you should plan on staying inside the loop until at least 2pm and the later the better. If you want to drive anywhere near the course, inside or out, just don’t bother. If you need to sneak through by bicycle or on foot, that is usually possible. The MTA hasn’t made any announcements about transit during the race because of course they haven’t. They are terrible.

Anyway here are the routes for the marathon, half marathon and 5k race. As near as we can tell it is the exact same route every year, so whatever you remember from last year will probably be exactly the same this year.

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Take a close look at each map and see how you may be affected. Keep in mind that every street closure affects traffic for 2-3 blocks in either direction, so it’s not like if Charles is closed you can just cruise right up Calvert or Park ave. They will both be a mess. These maps can also be found in PDF form on the running festival’s website under the ‘race info’ tab, along with street by street listings.