Netflix Queue Review: November 2013

As the weather gets colder and the rain begins to come down a bit more often it’s a good time of year to be inside watching movies. And just as we start to think about putting some funds aside for the holidays and whatnot the idea of shelling out twelve bucks to go to the theater or download something from the iTunes store gets less and less appealing.

So naturally it’s the perfect time for our monthly look-in at Netflix to determine what’s can’t miss and what’s simply can’t watch. Without further ado here’s a quick glance at what we’ve been watching on Netflix lately.

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The A-Team.

We can remember the A-Team being a big hit as a kid, but we never did have much interest in action/adventure shoot em up type stuff so in the 80’s we stuck more to stuff like Cheers and Taxi. As an adult though we’re loving the A-Team. The series has aged well. Which is to say it’s aged very badly. Which is to say that it was probably more over-the top-ridiculous than anything else in the 80’s, when almost everything was ridiculous. It’s got a lot of the same comic sensibilities as MASH, but with plenty of gunfights, car chases, helicopter chases, and helicopter-chasing-car-and-shooting-guns chases thrown in. We pity the fool who doesn’t add it to their queue. ★ ★ ★ ★

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Sons of Anarchy

Speaking of dudes who come back from Vietnam and form elite clubs with guns, we’re also making our way though Sons of Anarchy. If you’re like us and find yourself in the position of being all caught up on Breaking Bad and the Walking Dead and Orange is the New Black, this is definitely the show for you. Granted, it’s not top-tier stuff like BB, the Wire or the Sopranos, but it goes a long way toward filling the void if you like crime dramas. After finishing season 1 our impressions are as follows: Sexy doctors don’t fuck outlaw biker gun runners. That’s not the way the world works. The whole idea of a character like Tara is just absurd. On the other hand Katey Sagal is in this show, and she’s so ridiculously good she deserves some kind of lifetime achievement Emmy. Plus in season 2 Henry Rollins plays a crazy white supremacist. ★ ★ ★ ★

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This is England

And crazy white supremacists segues nicely into our next title, This is England. The story of a 12 year old British kid who’s just lost his father and kicks about aimlessly in a dull, Thatcher-era Northern town. This is England was the first movie we ever streamed on Netflix, and it’s easily one of the most re-watchable titles the service offers. It’s a fictional film that tells the story of skinhead culture better than any documentary ever could. We’d liken it to an English version of American History X, but it’s even better than that. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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A Band Called Death

While Skinhead culture was on the rise in England, Punk culture was lurking just below the surface somewhere in Detroit. A Band Called Death is a new addition to Netflix and very much worth a look. For more info, check this preview we wrote of its screening at the Charles Theater on September 19. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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30 for 30: Broke

While Death’s David Hackney turned down a recording contract and spent the rest of his life broke, garage band members aren’t the only ones facing a paucity of funds. It can happen to pro athletes too, especially NFL has-beens. Broke follows the stories of Andre Rison and others who bought fur coats and made it rain and pissed away multi million dollar fortunes.

Incidentally, if you search Netflix for ’30 for 30,’ you’ll find forty of the films in that series, including Without Bias and Barry Levinson’s The Band the Wouldn’t Die, both of which are amazing and should be mandatory viewing for all Marylanders. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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The Nightmare Before Christmas

Another movie that can be kind of hard to find is Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas. We found it buried way, way down in the Halloween Favorites section along with a lot of horror stuff we have little interest in. Unfortunately we didn’t find it until the day after Halloween but no matter- it’s suitable for viewing all the way through Christmas. This movie is going to #1 in our queue, because somehow we’ve managed to make it this far in life and only see small parts of it. Rare that Netflix puts up a great movie we haven’t already seen at least once, so now that it has we’re going to enjoy it. [No star rating.]

Tomorrow: Deep Sleep, Vaz and More @ Golden West

You want to go to the Golden West tomorrow. Don’t argue, you know you do. How could you not? It isn’t very often that you get four bands good enough to headline their own shows playing together without being at a giant festival or something but tonight that’s exactly what’s happening. It’s one of those rarefied all killer, no filler shows.

Deep Sleep frontman Tony Pence.

Deep Sleep frontman Tony Pence.

Vaz is bringing their formula of equal parts noise and musicality to Charm City as one of the first stops on a barnstorming tour which has them playing nearly every day in November and takes them all the way from Brooklyn to Tijuana and back.

Multicult is a three piece whose sound is bigger than the sum of their parts. They are very likely the most underrated band in Baltimore and if you haven’t seen them yet you’re missing out badly. They’ve just released what will turn out to be a highly collectible 7″ on Reptilian Records which has been getting back into the game lately with other releases from Sick Weapons and Old Lines. Take a look and see.

Deep Sleep hasn’t been heard from much since guitarist Nick Vance moved to Los Angeles, but despite living on the worst coast Deep Sleep is still a band and has played occasional Baltimore shows, as they will tomorrow. Fortunately for music fans singer Tony Pence has kept busy and we’ve had his new bands WarXGames and Cult Control to fill the void.

And finally Roomrunner is the Roomrunner we all know and love. They were originally billed as the secret surprise band on early flyers so try to act surprised, okay?

Blogging in Baltimore in 2013

So today is Halloween and all. Happy Halloween Baltimore. But today is significant for a couple other reasons as well, which is what we want to talk about today.

Today is also the fourth anniversary of the Baltimore Chop. Okay, that’s not strictly true because our anniversary was actually 3 days ago on the 28th. But sitting around and patting ourselves on the back has never been the Chop’s style. Instead we decided to use Monday’s post to pay a little respect to the underreported fact of California Tortilla closing its store near Oriole Park, robbing the city of its premiere pregame place for beers. You know: news you can use and all.

Anyway, four years is an absolute eternity in ye olde Blogosphere. This site has officially matriculated from a tiny little free .wordpress.com site to a full on catalog of life in the city and one of the very few independent sites in Baltimore that can be counted on to publish regularly with consistent quality year in and year out, even garnering a nod recently from the likes of New York Magazine.

The local Blogosphere has changed a lot in a year.

A scene from the 2012 Mobbies party. The local Blogosphere has changed a lot in a year.

Today is also the final day (5 pm deadline) to nominate local blogs for the Baltimore Sun’s Mobbies Awards. If there’s a blog or social media account you enjoy, you should certainly go and nominate it right now. While you’re there you should look up and down the page closely and see if anything grabs your attention or if you can discover something new, which is what we do every year when the nomination page goes up.

And over the years we’ve noticed something: The contest is getting a little smaller, because the Baltimore blogging community has gotten a lot smaller. Some of the most robust categories this year are Twitter handles, Instagram accounts and Facebook pages, not actual blogs. There were only two blogs that really caught our attention this year: Strangers With Style and Charm City Bike, which is a Tumblr from Tumblr extraordinaire Pat Gavin. There are also a handful of blogs we’re going to nominate ourselves after writing this post, but it’s a shame that no one else has so far.

Of course, there are some old favorites there too: perennial powerhouses like the City that Breeds, I Hate JJ Reddick, Baltimore Sports and Life, Camden Chat, and the Baltimore Diner. All have been around longer than this blog and all continue to be consistently high quality.

But to be honest we’re a little disappointed with the state of things today. The first Mobbies was largely responsible for inspiring us to start this site, and the nominees that year made for an RSS stream that was by turns funny, informative, exciting, and addictive. Today our RSS languishes, and if we’re being brutally honest the only local sites we read with much frequency are the City that Breeds, the Brew and Splice Today.

But it goes beyond our own transition from reading an RSS to reading Twitter. The entire Internet has changed in the last four years. RSS Is practically dead, if it was ever really alive after Google Reader was nixed from the G-lineup and RSS readers were overshadowed by read-it-later apps for phones and tablets. Paywalls are a fact of life now. Instead of a lively commment section under a blog post, people would near-universally rather discuss articles on Facebook and Twitter. (Our own comments section disappeared entirely some months ago.) Buzzfeed and Gawker and the Huffington Post have got bullshit clickbait content down to a science and are effectively dumbing down the entire Internet. Tumblr has reduced blogging to re-blogging.

All of this and more has contributed to the demise of some of our favorite local blogs. We still miss the voice of Owl Meat Gravy, both on his own blog and others’. Not one but two Beer in Baltimore’s have come and gone. Gutter Magazine lives on but has become untethered from Baltimore. A Charmed City got married off and barely posts anymore. Some favorite personal blogs have languished months or years without an update. Even a professional site like Urbanite has folded. But what hurt most of all was seeing some favorite blogs we’ve contributed to, namely Car Free Baltimore and the Loss Column, officially call it quits in the same week.

This is not just a local phenomenon either. The World Wide Web covers the whole world, and out-of-state blogs we used to follow have declined in a similar fashion while finding new ones to replace them has become increasingly difficult. The most talented writers online today would rather chase checks which may or may not materialize by writing for large corporate sites as opposed to building collections, communities and an audience on their own sites.

From our point of view it feels increasingly like we’re writing in a vacuum. Inspiration is harder to come by now, and at the same time after four years and a total of 461 posts it’s becoming harder and harder not to repeat ourselves here. We’re also finding that by the daily nature of this site we’re often in direct competition for readers’ attention with actual publications with paid staffs and ambitious freelancers.

Occasionally, as with our recent post about Santoni’s among others, we as an amateur blogger are in a great position to do a thing that the real media can’t do, and which needs more than a Facebook post to accomplish- namely calling bullshit. More often though we’re scrapping post ideas because we’re being beaten to the punch by an actual media outlet, or several (cough Atlantic Cities and Slate, cough) as with our recent post about the Apex Auction. We don’t have the luxury of picking up the newsroom phone and calling John Waters for a quote.

So we’re thinking a lot lately about the future of the Internet, and specifically the future of this site.

Rest assured: we’re not going anywhere aside from our typical seagoing hiatuses. Another reason we wanted to host our own site is because we knew from the beginning that social networks come and go. We foresaw a day when we would want to quit Facebook and lo and behold we did. Even the best things on the Internet can be bought up and ruined overnight, and for proof we need look no further than Facebook’s acquisition of Instagram or Yahoo buying Tumblr. (That’s not to say those things are ‘ruined’ just yet, but their future isn’t bright from a user experience perspective.)

After signing up for Medium in late 2011, we’ve recently been invited to write on that site. You can read our first post at this link. It’s about the disingenuousness of the MLB’s charity efforts and how compassion fatigue and hype have made the World Series unwatchable. It’s something that would fit on this blog, but in the future we may write about things there that would not fit neatly into any of our existing categories.

Medium was made by the creators of Blogger and Twitter, so we’re very hopeful that it will in time become something we can enjoy in a similar way. It’s still in beta after more than two years, and will likely remain in beta for a good long time, content to grow slowly. Although similar in appearance to other blogging platforms, Medium does contain new features and key differences, some of which may in time prove to be radical. A look around the site will show you more.

As for our own site, we are thinking carefully about what the future will look like. We’re considering a new posting schedule that will allow us to break free of the daily nature of this site but which could potentially result in about the same number of posts per month. It will also enable us to write more not about what’s going on today, but what’s coming up or what just happened which is something we’ve never done. (Don’t worry, these aren’t going to be a bunch of shitty Monday “recap” posts. There’s too many clickbait paginated photo gallery “recaps” online as it is.)

This change and some other small changes will allow us to re-focus on quality content and not post for posting’s sake, which though we hate to admit it we occasionally do. To complete the change we’re going to remake the site with a new look that better fits our vision going forward.

So vote for the Chop in the Mobbies. We’d like to win because winning is nice. But this is probably the only time we’ll ask you. To be honest we think we’ve reached perennial favorite status, so we won’t bother you daily about it as we have in the past. We’ll just say thanks. But if we don’t win that’s okay too. The only thing that’s certain is that when Mobbies time rolls around next year, more will have changed than has stayed the same.

Beetlejuice Screening @ AVAM Tonight

Last month this blog opined that the only thing better than Summer outdoor movies is Fall outdoor movies. No mosquitoes. No humidity, and no waiting around until 9 pm for it to be dark enough to start the show.

Well tonight we’re in luck because the Visionary Art Museum’s Flicks from the Hill series is coming out of hibernation for one night only to present a special Halloween screening of Beetlejuice at 7 pm in Federal Hill Park.

In addition to the screening the museum is opening its doors for free as part of Free Fall Baltimore today from 4- 7 pm. The permanent collection will be on view as well as the AVAM’s current exhibition, Human, Soul & Machine: The Coming Singularity! From their website:

AVAM’s newest exhibition takes on its most complex subject yet: examining the rapid and ever-increasing impact of artificial intelligence, robotics, nanotechnology, genetics, 3D printing and Big Data on nearly every aspect of human life. This thought-provoking exhibit investigates technology’s influence on issues of privacy and surveillance, employment and manufacturing, longevity and health, defense and warfare, farming and food, access to global and personal information, creative invention, and entertainment. This is high stakes, new territory never before negotiated by any prior civilization. Kevin Kelly, co-founder of Wired Magazine, well-defined the unprecedented nature of our times: “Singularity is the point at which all the change in the last million years will be superseded by the change in the next five minutes.”

In addition anyone heading down to this event or just around downtown in general should be aware that also as part of Free Fall Baltimore the Downtown Partnership is hosting a free happy hour at 5:30 pm. It’s kind of a bummer that participants are limited to two beers apiece, but Chop math and Chop philosophy both dictate that 2 Free beers > 0 Free Beers.

Some Background on WNUF and the 1987 Halloween Special

Typically speaking, Marylanders are the type of people who focus on the positive. But the flip side of that coin is that for better or worse our skeletons tend to stay buried deeply in our collective closet. Especially here in the Baltimore area, we often like to think of ourselves as a thoroughly modern and polished city; the rival of NYC or Philadelphia. But once in a while our old Southern Gothic roots spring to life whether we want them to or not.

Mum is often the word on atrocities that occur here in Baltimore. When we have cases like those of John Thanos or Joseph Palcyzinski we prefer not to dwell on them, but to seal away the ghosts of the past from our civic memory.

But before John Allen Muhammad, before Palcyzinski and even before John Thanos there was an event here in the Baltimore area that was more terrible and terrifying than any of those cases, and which the media and the good people of Maryland have taken great pains to bury behind them once and for all. Of course we’re talking about the Webber House.

Baltimoreans tend to be a bit callous about murders since our city sees so many of them year in and year out, but what happened at the Webber House was no ordinary crime. When someone is killed in the drug game or by an estranged lover or in a botched gas station robbery it’s something we can all wrap our heads around. We can rationalize and tell ourselves that that could never possibly happen to us. But what happened there is the sort of horrifying acts we tell ourselves can’t happen to anyone.

By way of background: this was the 1980’s. The Reagan era. Attorney general Edwin Mess was on a nationwide witch hunt against all things pornographic or blasphemous and organizations like the Eagle Forum and Jerry Falwell’s Moral Majority were high on the hog and spent most of the decade dictating goodness and righteousness to the rest of the nation. It was a pre-Internet, pre-smaprtphone era when preachers like Jim and Tammy Faye Baker and Jimmy Swaggart had transformed the revival tent into the modern civic auditorium and through the power of TV had brought the entire country inside.

The 80’s was also the tail end of the pre-cable era in television. Cable was only available in very limited areas and it was not the 500-channel reality TV crapfest we’ve all come to know and love. Cable was even more expensive then (as a share of household expenses and accounting for inflation) and most families were still using rabbit ears. Most people refer to this time in the media as the “Three Channel Era,” but that’s not strictly true. Public television was always an option, of course. And some areas had what was known as public access, sort of the YouTube of its day. And beyond that there were a few odd-men-out. These other channels were local stations with no affiliation to a major network.

Baltimore’s WBFF (Fox 45) was one such station for many years before Fox became an actual nationwide network. WNUV Was another, which eventually affiliated with the WB. Less popular, lesser known, and widely forgotten was an even smaller Baltimore station from that era, WNUF.

Although the Chop was just a kid in the 80’s, we remember WNUF fairly well because it happened to be on a lot in our house. It was actually the station with the best reception on our rabbit-ear set, and channel 28 would run some programs that Mama Chop was partial to like an aerobics hour and some lesser-known soap operas.

It also had its own small, shoestring news team based at the station. They could never compete with the big guys on TV Hill who had larger budgets, more powerful broadcast ranges and network support, so they did whatever they could to pull in eyeballs. For example it was WNUF sportscaster Tom Moore who was responsible for Manager’s Corner with Earl Weaver, which later became popular when it was re-animated as a cult hit on YouTube.

But overall the WNUF news division was forced to resort to tactics that were at best questionable and at worst tabloidist and muckraking. Their staff, and especially investigative reporter Frank Stewart did things that other stations’ news teams simply couldn’t or wouldn’t do like spread rumors that Nick Charles and Oprah Winfrey were sleeping together at WJZ or charge in to the Haussner’s ladies’ room to catch Helen Delich Bentley smoking a Salem light 100 and taking a crap.

But never did WNUF stoop so low as they did on Halloween in 1987. That was the year that the station featured a special report on the Webber case, which had mercifully come to a close a few years prior and which all of Maryland was eager to forget. Unlike the Ariel Castro house in Cleveland which was recently razed in short order for similar reasons, the Webber House had sat empty after a string of horrible crimes and murders which are too graphic to describe here, but which were consistent with Satanic ritual. The house remained vacant and became a magnet for curious teenagers, depraved loners and every manner of occultist from Wiccans to Palladists to the followers of Santa Muerte.

When WNUF’s Frank Stewart explored the house for that special he brought in a priest to perform an exorcism as well as a pair of ‘well respected’ paranormal researchers to contact the Webbers via seance. When it originally aired in October 1987 the WNUF Halloween Special garnered little notice. After all, it was Saturday night and a holiday so most of the few thousand people who liked Channel 28 news were otherwise preoccupied either with their kids or with a night out on the town. (Yeah, your parents did Halloween in Fell’s Point too, and Hammerjacks used to have giant costume parties.) Besides, people weren’t exactly eager to talk or even think about the Webbers any more.

But in the days after it aired there was something of a ripple in the pond effect. As we mentioned above the Religious Right was at the height of power and once the WNUF Halloween Special came to the attention of the Moral Majority types all of their ire was pointed toward Baltimore. Frank Stewart’s contract was canceled in short order and he left town before Christmas that year.

Channel 28’s station manager very nearly escaped federal obscenity charges. On a clear night, much like AM radio UHF channel signals could shoot off in unpredictable directions, and even a lower-powered station like WNUF could reach PA or Northern Virginia in the crisp October air. The charges didn’t stick because no one could prove after the fact that it had aired across state lines. No one out of state had their VCR on.

Luckily for the station, 1987 was Joe Curran’s first year as attorney general of Maryland. Curran was of course a capital D Democrat and not particularly enamored of the Religious Right. As most Marylanders know the Curran family are also staunch Catholics of long standing. Part of what raised the Right’s ire so much was the presence of Father Joseph Matheson and his belief in exorcism in the report, which is a large and significant historical difference between Catholics and Protestants that has always existed and still continues to irritate the Protestant Right today.

But while there were ultimately no charges, there was quite a lot of pressure behind the scenes in Republican politics and after the Halloween Special WNUF found itself under increasing scrutiny from the FCC, FTC and other bureaucratic entities. The station ultimately lost its broadcasting license in 1988 and little has been said about it or about the Webber case since.

Until now. Perhaps occasioned by events like the closing of Video Americain and the emergence of curated flea markets VHS Copies of the Special have been surfacing more and more often, some traveling as far as the newsroom at the NY Times.

It’s only natural that something so bizzare and horrific, yet at the same time so campy and Bawlmerese as this news report would catch the attention and the imagination of a pair of local filmmakers like Chris LaMartina and Jimmy George. The pair, who were the minds behind locally produced horror films Witches’ Brew and Presidents’ Day have remastered the original 1987 WNUF Halloween Special and screened it for the first time since it originally aired last week at the Creative Alliance.

Tonight they’ll host a second screening at Hampden’s Atomic Books, which also functions as a release party marking the first time ever the Special has been available on DVD. Throughout the course of working on the project LaMartina and George have become the defacto foremost experts on both the Webber case and WNUF, and unlike most other folks with knowledge on the topic (some of whom deny such a house or crime or special ever existed) they are more than willing to discuss all of the events described here, and will do just that as well as take questions at tonight’s screening, which starts at 7 pm.