People from Boston are great…
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…until you get them talking.
People from New York are interesting…
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…until you get them talking about food.
People from New Jersey aren’t as bad as all that…
- …until they start talking about New Jersey.
Those corn-crackers in Delaware are nothing but a bunch of trifling toll collectors.
People from Philly are really awesome…
…as long as no one mentions pro sports.
People from Baltimore are the best people on the face of the earth…
- …until you mention you’re from DC.
People from DC are delightful…
…until you get them talking about their careers.
And people from Virginia are wonderful…
…until it’s time to talk about the South.