The Chop Goes Golfing
The Chop’s cousin is getting married soon. Thankfully, the best man actually followed our sage advice on How to Plan a Proper Bachelor Party, and Cousin Chop’s bachelor party today will be a progressive affair. We’ll be tearing up the Canton/Fell’s corridor later tonight, but the party actually starts at the ungodly hour of 9 am with a tee time at Greystone. We’ve never played golf before, so we’ll see how this goes. We’re an ace at Wii golf, so in our mind’s eye it’ll look something like this:
In reality though, it’ll probably look more like this:
Oh well. If we’re that bad, we can always sprain our ankle and ride the drinks cart to the 19th hole.
Have fun! I’m terrible at golf so I’m sure I’d look like whatever the female equivalent of the second photo is.