Queen of the Galaxy, Hon.
Every city has its own fun little games that the locals like to play. Buffalo has ‘Spot the Canadian.’ Boston has ‘Get wicked drunk and yell in the street all night until someone picks a fight.’ LA has Breast Implant Bingo, and in Baltimore we have the grandest game of all… The John Waters sighting […]
Okay, okay. Simmer down a little. We know you’re excited because you feel like it’s Friday, even though it’s only Tuesday, and instead of spending the rest of the week at work you get to spend it stuffing your maw with turkey or tofurkey, or good tawny port, and starting your Christmas shopping and laying […]
What’s going on tonight Baltimore? Are any of the bands we like playing? No? Anyone opening a gallery maybe? No? Is there some sort of charitable benefit or political cause in which we can involve ourselves? No? Nothing coming to mind? Guess we’ll just have to go down to the Creative Alliance and see more […]
“I hate my girlfriend, she she she Lies on the beach like a barrier reef. Soaking up the stupid sun, While the radio is blasting; fun, fun fun! I don’t wanna be on the beach, no fun!” The Dead Milkmen said it best (ahem) 25 years ago in Beach Song, and their words still ring […]