Baltimore Pride Parade Bingo
It’s Pride Festival weekend here in Baltimore.
We’re not going to go into detail about the parade, festival, events, afterparties and everything else. You can check out baltimorepride.org if you want to know about that.
What we are going to do is partake in one of Baltimore’s all time favorite games, Gay Bingo. We’ve made our own bingo card, which you can print out and take with you to Pride. Be the first to mark off 5 consecutive squares and, ummm, maybe someone will buy you a drink or something…
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Explanation of Symbols
Column B:
Someone getting arrested
Someone using Grindr
Dopey straight girls playing dress up
Protestors
Free condoms
Column G:
Kid with two dads
People on ecstacy
Gay dudes on steroids
Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber
Sailabration sailors
Column I:
Glitter bomb/Glitter overdose
Bike dykes
Obama supporters
Someone passed out
Local politician
Column O:
TV news reporter
Public make-out session
Drag queen with beard
AARP gays
Someone throwing a tantrum
Column N:
Bad Pride tattoos
Leather daddies
Free space
Gay pets
Tighty whities
I wasn’t able to partake this year but I was walking down Charles St around 1pm before things really got going. I hope the DJ areas had tons of people there to absorb all the sound because when I walked by there were 2 DJ setups. Great sound, great system, loud and proud but they were across the street from each other both pointing out into the street and facing one another so no matter where I was I was in a noise vortex of bleeding sounds.
Hated it! *snaps*
It was a very large crowd in the evening.